"You've driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and
out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too
tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the
time? We've seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks
before. You're wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a
train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one?
Do you really want captions such as TMZ's own 'Victim of Pap Smear' and 'Does
Britney Change Clothes for Cash' to be your legacy? You can do much better."
How about headlines like this,"Crazy lady writes letters to stars", "Sad delusional womyn thinks people care about her opinion", "More unwanted advice from an unlikely source".
Ok, she does have a point though, it is time from Britney to start acting like an adult and a mother.