"It's hard to say anything bad about Johnny Depp, because he's such a sexy slab
of meat and he doesn't give a fuck. I really wish his mess of a girlfriend,
Vanessa Paradis, was there. I would have a field day with that gappy! I mean
even Helena Bonham Carter cleaned up the crazy! "
"Comedian Eddie Griffin got booted from the stage at a Miami show last week
after repeatedly using the N word. He was performing at a show for Black
Enterprise magazine, a business magazine geared toward the black
community."
"There’s just something about a teenage heroin addict who’s famous essentially
for being a teenage heroin addict that commands attention. Isn’t she just fun to
look at?"
"Luciano Pavarotti, considered one of the world’s best tenors, died this
morning. He was 71 years old. "
"'I can confirm that Jude Law voluntarily attended Marlyebone Police
Station yesterday following an alleged incident outside his house earlier in the
day. Mr. Law provided the police with a statement regarding his details of
allegations by a 'paparazzi' photographer against him and made his own
allegations concerning the photographer. Jude has the utmost respect for the
police and whilst this is an ongoing matter no further comment will be
made.'"
"Lindsay Lohan is looking to get her finances back in order. It appears that her
crazy drug and clothing spending sprees have taken a toll on her bank accounts
and the starlet is now under very strict supervision by her mother."
"Scott Baio discussed his upcoming fatherhood with People Magazine, claiming
when he discovered fiancée Renee Sloane was pregnant, he hoped for a boy. When
he found out they were having a girl, he explained he wasn’t upset, just
surprised. "
