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"In the most recent Playboy, wherein Tina Fey is not naked, she talks about
Paula Abdul's 2005 SNL host gig. She says Paula was 'awful' and 'disastrous in
the way she generally appears to be.' She said she thought, 'I gotta prop this
lady up and get her on TV.' Well, hey, Bravo did it, am I right?"
"Fox News is reporting that former Newlyweds star, Nick Lachey is set to become
a newlywed all over again, with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. They are getting
married in the Bahamas this weekend!"
"Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy have been trying to patch up their relationship
over the past few weeks. They have had a series of heart to heart talks and have
decided to take a holiday together in Africa. The couple will leave on Saturday
and plan to spend a few days enjoying the sunshine and each other."
"The release was chock-full of vomit-inducing sentiments like “The classic,
black-and-white photographs are stunningly beautiful and represent the bond
between the children and their mother.” And a special addendum from Dani
himself: “The kids were so adorable, it’s obvious they are well loved.”"

"A company that uses the name of Elizabeth Taylor to sell jewelery has seen its
shares plummet 92% since mid-2005."