The Lauren Conrad Sex Tape And 'Us Weekly' - Gawker
Don't get me wrong, Lauren is cute, but not worth the drama that all this is developing into. Besides doesn't everyone know by know that they easy way to the top of the ladder in Hollywood is a sex tape release. Granted you can't be upfront about it, you have to try and hide it is there, and that you may have something to do with it. Here is how it works.
1) Make sex tape
2) Lose/Release sex tape
3) When news breaks deny
4) As photographers flock to get a reaction, deny
5) As you work your way up the celebrity scale, deny
6) When movie talks begin, deny
7) As the movie role come in, stop talking about it.
This formula works, even if you are not behind the release of the tape.
Don't get me wrong, Lauren is cute, but not worth the drama that all this is developing into. Besides doesn't everyone know by know that they easy way to the top of the ladder in Hollywood is a sex tape release. Granted you can't be upfront about it, you have to try and hide it is there, and that you may have something to do with it. Here is how it works.
1) Make sex tape
2) Lose/Release sex tape
3) When news breaks deny
4) As photographers flock to get a reaction, deny
5) As you work your way up the celebrity scale, deny
6) When movie talks begin, deny
7) As the movie role come in, stop talking about it.
This formula works, even if you are not behind the release of the tape.
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