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Paris Hilton Threatens To Sue Blogger Over Parody Of “The Simple Life”
Dannielynn's Daddy Coming Soon
Madonna & Guy: Portrait of a Troubled Marriage
Kirsten Dunst gets dumped by Johnny for his ex after 3 weeks
Is Justin Timberlake trying to make fun of Britney Spears?
Everybody Hates Brandon Davis
Jessica Alba Forbidden To Make Eye Contact With 90210 Stars
Halle Berry Pissed at Parade Magazine
Sienna Miller Says "I Have Small Boobs And Cellulite"
Is new book about a struggling actress involved in a fake marriage based on Katie Holmes?
Paris Goes Brunette
Stavros Niarchos Thinks Brandon Davis Is A LOSER!
Sanjaya Juggernaut Rolls On

POP SUGAR
Nicole Not Pregnant For the 601st Time

THE HOLLOYWOOD GOSSIP
Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Update: There is None
Heir-Brained: Brandon Davis Dissed By Stavros Niarchos
Hilary Duff Might Be Dating Stavros Niarchos
Larry Birkhead Receives Advice from … Candy Spelling?!?

THE SUPERFICIAL
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz get it on
Brandon Davis has no friends
Jenna Jameson losing weight, fans

TMZ
Nicolas Cage Goes to Washington for Lincoln
Britney's Bodyguards Plow Through Fans
Federline's Worthless Handouts
Britney Holds Court at Laker Game
Virgie Arthur Rears Head -- Again

WE SMIRCH
Another failed romance for Britney Spears (Jeannette Walls/MSNBC)
Avril Lavigne Buys 10-Bathroom Mansion (Pete Norman/People.com)
Has Britney found yet another rehab romance? (Jeannette Walls/MSNBC)
American Idol Sanjaya Offer Sweetened:

GOSSIP OR TRUTH
Britney Spears in public again

CELEB NEWS WIRE
Stamos Nachos Not Greasy Bear's BFF
Another Britney Ex Uses Her Crazy To Further His Career
Dannielynn's Da-Da Revealed . . . Real Soon Now, We Promise

BEST WEEK EVER
Heidi Klum Stars in “The Pool Monologues”
Tom Cruise Planning To Kick His Ongoing “Bad Career Moves” Campaign Into High Gear

GAWKER
How The Gawker Stalker Map Works: A Guide For Dummies
2nd Avenue Subway, 4th Time Around
Buy Yourself An O.J. Simpson Book!
The Seven Little Errors of Brian Williams' Wikipedia Entry
Larry Birkhead Could Get $5 Mil And A Baby

INTO GOSSIP
JLo Feels Sorry For Britney Spears
Kate Moss Admits She is Difficult To Work With

ALLIE IS WIRED
Melanie C. (ex Spice Girl) New Song - The Moment You Believe - Video
Britney Spears' Dress - An Accident Waiting to Happen!
Hilary & Haylie Duff At The Entourage premire

I DON'T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY
Amanda Bynes Had a Great Birthday

JOSSIP
Insightful Debate About Celebrity on Larry King? You Don't Say
Zsa Zsa's Husb Saddles Up for Inside Edition-Sponsored Polygraph
Don Imus' Racial Insults Anger Black Leaders, Boost Ratings, Pave Way for Cash Bonus

CNN
Town braces for minister's wife's murder trial
'Embarrassed' Imus apologizes
'B.C.' cartoonist Johnny Hart dies
UK bans military from selling stories
Thousands join anti-U.S. protest
Woman selling most of her belongings on eBay
Racial comments must cost Imus his job, Sharpton says
Cruise ship captain blames currents for sinking
Al-Sadr to followers: Fight Americans, not Iraqis
The gasoline demand debate
U.S. to file piracy complaint against China
Google apologizes for China blunder
Wal-Mart gets gag order against ex-security operative

BBC
'No April power cuts' in Mumbai
MoD ban on troops selling stories
BC cartoonist dies while drawing
China calls for change on Darfur
New jobs boost US economy
UK captive 'felt like a traitor'
E Timor prepares for key election
Kazakhs get loan to save Aral Sea
E Timor holds presidential polls
Kurdish rebels kill Turkey troops
Tourist's spacecraft reaches ISS
US denies Iranian torture claim
Migrant workers hold LA protest

ABC NEWS
Manatees Could Lose 'Endangered' Status
Guerrilla Barfare: We're Here, We're Queer, We Want a Beer!
Radio's Don Imus: `I Said a Bad Thing'
Sharpton to Meet With Imus On-Air
Teen Accused of Web Escort Service
Shiite Cleric Urges Fight Against U.S.
Unprovoked Beatings of Homeless Soaring
John Kerry, Wife Take on Environmental Issues
Sex, Drugs and Paparazzi
Richardson on Rare Visit to North Korea
Sharpton, Critics Demand Imus Ouster

MSNBC
MSNBC suspends Imus simulcast
Pope leads solemn Easter Vigil Mass
Jury selection in trial of minister’s wife
Bald eagles make a comeback
Shiites hold mass anti-U.S. rallies
Google bows to China apology demand
Apple sells its 100 millionth iPod
Drug cartels leave YouTube trail
Karzai admits meetings Taliban

USA TODAY
Slovenian man ends 65-day swim down Amazon, claims world record
U.S. troops patrol gray Afghan world, watched by Taliban
Pastor's wife going on trial in slaying
Abduction shatters a family in Baghdad
Shiites call for U.S. to leave Iraq
Top hurricane forecaster calls Al Gore a "gross alarmist"
Sailor tells 'Sun' she 'felt like a traitor'; story sale angers some
N. Korea: Release $25M, inspectors get access
DNA may exonerate another Dallas convict
Edwards scared of 'rabid Republican' neighbor
Pastor's wife going on trial in slaying
Pentagon could extend Iraq stay for 15,000

YAHOO
Iraqi Shiites burn US flags on regime fall anniversary (AFP)
Google ads can be targeted on AOL sites (AP)
Pakistani clerics want minister sacked for hug (Reuters)
Elizabeth Edwards emerging in campaign (AP)
Huckabee questions Romney hunting claim (AP)
Iraqis flock to city for anti-U.S. protest (Reuters)
Hamas gives prisoner list for Israeli soldier swap (Reuters)
Captors of Israeli soldier make demands (AP)
Richardson on diplomatic trip to N.Korea (AP)
L.A. marchers demand immigration rights (AP)
Man completes 3,272-mile Amazon swim (AP)
Rep.: Israel said no Syria attack plan (AP)
Mountain climbers witness global warming (AP)

GOOGLE
China hits back at US piracy complaint - Channel News Asia
Trial to Begin in Killing of Minister in Tennessee - New York Times
Johnny Hart: Not Caving In - ChristianityToday.com
They were measuring me to build my coffin - maltaStar.com
Most Viewed Articles - San Jose Mercury News
Citigroup to buy Taiwan's BOOC for $426 mln - Reuters.uk
Iraqi Cleric Challenges US With Big Rally - New York Times
GOP candidates face litmus test: tax cuts - Los Angeles Times
Herbal extract may help urinary tract infections treatment - Xinhua
Lebanese voters need to be heard clearly - so they can be obeyed - Daily Star - Lebanon
'It Was A Tough Call' - Sky News
Sadr supporters set for protest - BBC News
Bush to Renew Immigration Push - ABC News
Pakistan minister earns clergy's wrath for hug - Times of India

FOX NEWS
New York City Apartment Building Blaze Injures at Least 53
Tom Cruise Set to Play Nazi
Gambling Nebraska Wife Charged with Neglecting Husband
Report: Angelina Jolie Still Jealous of Jennifer Aniston
Teen Stops Runaway Horse in Indiana With Taxi's Help
China Probing Tainted Wheat Gluten Blamed for Pet Deaths
Judge Places Gag Order on Fired Wal-Mart Security Operative
Target Store Denies Asking Marines to Leave

MARKET WATCH
Subprime crisis shines spotlight on mortgage broker practices
Oil stocks fall off new highs as crude drops below $62
Vonage shares pressured in wake of Verizon patent rulings
Gap, Tiffany lead retailers into positive territory
Mirant, Citigroup, Vonage, Dow Chemical to draw interest
France's beloved social setup at stake in presidential poll
What to do if you can't pay your taxes
Grande expectations for Starbucks?

FOOL.COM
Scrutinizing Monsanto's Outlook
Yahoo! Goes to 11
Will Your Golden Years Be Tarnished?
Toyota's Battery-Powered Charge
Yahoo! Pinpoints Foreclosures
Nipping at Google's Ankles
CVS: Continued Vigorous Sales
Vonage Voyages in Cutthroat Climate

THE STREET
Best Buys for Your IRA
Citi Wooing Pandit
AOL Launches Ad Search Service
Vonage Crushed Again
When Angel Investors Go Bad
TheStreet.com Ratings: Stock Upgrades, Downgrades

SALON
John McCain's Iraq problem

THE ONION
Circuit City Cuts 3,400 "Overpaid" Workers
Democrats Demand Inquiry Into How They're Doing So Far
10 Million Fans Killed Off In Sopranos Season Premiere

EARTH TRENDS
IPCC Forecasts Alarming Consequences of Global Warming