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BEST WEEK EVER

SIZZLER: Did J. Lo Accidentally Out Herself As A Scientologist On American Idol?

CELEB NEWS WIRE

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Ron Jeremy Is Down with Entourage

Joe Francis Thinks Jail Works Like Nobu

We're Not Interested In an American Idol Sex Tape if Sanjaya Is Not Involved

DEFAMER

The Clip Show: Joe Francis Vs. The Karma Police

'Redline' Producer Spends $55 Million So That His Girlfriend Can Finally Play A Character With A Name Again

Incarcerated Joe Francis Faces The Contraband Pill-Popping Music

J.Lo Brings Suspicious Message Of Rightness To 'Idol'

Joe Francis Learns That Prison Guards Are Less Susceptible Than Nightclub Doormen To Furtively Dispensed $100 Bills

Les Moonves Finishes Off Gutshot Imus

GAWKER

Media Matinee: Fragments From 'Imus! The Musical'

Bowery Hotel Suddenly Sexless, Whoreless

Freshman Produces Broadway Show, Annoys

Flip.com Working Furiously To Avoid Total Failure

Imus Is Done, Says Les Moonves

I DON'T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY

Joe Francis is Going to Be Somebody's Bitch

Brooke Hogan is Hot

INTO GOSSIP

Halle Berry Wants A Baby By The End of the Year

Madonna Doesn't Have Enough Drama in Her Life

JOSSIP

Maria Bartiromo Quizzes Sam Zell Without Raising Eyebrows at SEC

Don Imus Isn't the Only Racially Insensitive Person in America, It Turns Out

Cable Quotables: An Almost-Free-of-Imus Edition

CBS News' Plagiarizer Is Also a Mediabistro Teach

POP SUGAR

Hilary Opens Up About Being Too Thin

Milla's Entourage Gives Big Love to Her New Collection

Ashlee Cleans Up Well

Kirsten & Johnny Are Still Going Strong

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP

Larry Birkhead, Virgie Arthur to Settle Dannielynn Custody

Shyamali Malakar Nude … with a Guitar!

Irate Right Wingers Vow to Avenge Imus, Oust Rosie

Britney Spears Gives Fashion Sense the Boot

Melania Trump: Motherhood is Awesome!

Kate Moss is a Train Wreck

THE SUPERFICIAL

Paris Hilton flashes her panties

Joe Francis tries his hand at bribery

Katie Holmes' face is, uh, I don't even know

TMZ

Virgie & Larry to Meet Privately Tomorrow?

Kim K. on Wheels!

WE SMIRCH

Jennifer Hawkins Is The New Stacy Keibler (Hollywoodtuna)

Hilary: I Was Too Skinny - Just weeks after Joel Madden ... (Us Weekly)

Virgie & Larry to Meet Privately Tomorrow? (TMZ.com)

Most expensive celebrity divorces (Celebitchy/Celebitchy)

"Idol" Reject Is Trying to Screw the Show (TMZ.com)

Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis Charged with Bribery (Sara Hammel/People.com)

Brad to Angie: Why don't you love Shiloh? (Life&Style Weekly)

Madonna Heads to Malawi for Charity (KC Baker/People.com)

Joe Francis' Prison Water-gate (TMZ.com)

LIPSTICK

Salma Hayek Attacks the Bible

Clay Aiken in a dress!

Disney Invites Fans To Attend The Pirate's Of The Caribbean 3 Premiere

Kirsten Dunst Doesn’t Want Her Future Kids To Act

Sanjaya's Rough Early Years

Kirsten Dunst is a mess

Mark Wahlberg Hospitalized His Friend

Lindsay Lohan Dating Kevin Federline?

Scarlett Johansson Is Open Minded About Sex

Geri Halliwell writing books. :-(

Mischa Barton Photoshoot From Elle Japan

Our Money's on Sanjaya

Paris Hilton shows off her underwear

Madonna Not Adopting Malawian Girl But Set To Make The World A Better Place

MSNBC

China begins crackdown on Internet porn

Huge storm's high winds kill 1

WP: Rove e-mails may be missing

Rutgers team accepts Imus' apology

Osprey aircraft heading to Iraq

Abstinence students still having sex

New attorneys ID'd well before firings?

CNN

Apple delays new OS; iPhone on target

GE hits target despite subprime hit

10 exotic honeymoon hotspots

Google-Yahoo war gets hot again

Citigroup picks up hedge fund, key exec

Dow motors along

CA accuses founder Wang of role in fraud

GOOGLE

Analysis: Rove Under Scrutiny Again - Washington Post

Supreme Court rejects families' autism appeal - Globe and Mail

Nancy Pelosi mixes talk of Iraq, chocolates in chat with Leno - San Francisco Chronicle

Schwarzenegger's 'green' credentials questioned - Los Angeles Times

McDonald's same-store sales rise - MarketWatch

Early-stage sperm cells created from bone marrow: study - CBC.ca

Blackstone Considers $20 Billion Bid for Sallie Mae (Update3) - Bloomberg

Citi Buys Pandit's Hedge Fund - Forbes

McCain Trails Rivals in Cash-On-Hand - Forbes

ABC News Pentagon Producer Takes Osprey for a Ride - ABC News

Google flexes its advertising muscle with $3bn takeover - Independent

Condoleezza Rice: I'm glad Imus was fired - Reuters

Abstinence Education Does Not Impact Sexual Beahvior - RxPG NEWS

Libby says not seeking new trial but will appeal - Reuters

The Faulty Codes Caused Mars Spacecraft Failure - Playfuls.com

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR

Duke case spurs US colleges to clean up campus culture

Google maps the Darfur crisis

Is Baghdad safer? Yes and no.

USA TODAY

Storm slams Plains; East Coast braces for messy weekend

Bushes pay $186,378 in federal taxes

Pressure builds on Wolfowitz to quit his World Bank job

Blair: No 'witch hunt' in sailors' story sales

Clinton to propose rebuilding government

Lawyer: Rove didn't mean to delete e-mail

Chavez to military: Support socialism or leave

THE STREET

Imus Canned at CBS

GE Sees Long Growth Run

Ethanol Futures Slip

Citi Confirms Pandit Move

Jones Soda Still Has Fizz

Google to Buy DoubleClick

MARKET WATCH

Vonage may survive, but investors won't thrive, analysts say

Don Imus' Rutgers furor left Frank Rich conflicted

Google maps out idea to illuminate Darfur crisis

Citigroup buys Indian hedge fund: WSJ

CVC reportedly mulling Altadis bid consortium

McDonald's expects to beat profit target on robust March sales

Gold rises, as dollar falls sharply against euro

GE adds 700 debt collectors to ward off defaults

Citigroup acquires Old Lane hedge fund, adds a key manager

Dow Jones to buy eFinancial for $51.6 mln

Google shares dip on $3.1 billion DoubleClick deal

Toyota brings American into power fold

Home Depot's CEO pay packages are worlds apart

G7 remains upbeat on global growth

FOOL.COM

What Now, Imus?

CBS Opens New Distribution Channels

The Most Unlikely Growth Stocks

Before the Call: Citigroup

Costco Steams Through March

Rite Aid's Right-Size Ambitions

Google Reaches, Behind the Scenes

bebe's Unsexy Sales

Wear a Helmet With Polaris

THE ONION

The Sibley Guide To Birds Has Clearly Misidentified The Dark-Eyed Junco

Kurt Vonnegut Dead

EARTH TRENDS

More Resources Committed to Eliminate Chagas Disease

SALON

New Walter Reed questions

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