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ALLIE IS WIRED
Keira Is Pissed Off At LaLohan---Well Who Isn't?
April 24th, 2007 - Happy Birthday Kelly Clarkson!

BEST WEEK EVER
Scott Baio Hunts Tail for TV
ICYMI: Crazed Sanjaya Fanatic’s Interruption Of Boring MSNBC Broadcast
TRAILER MIX: Harry Potter and the Holy Sh*t I Can’t Wait To See This

CELEB SOURCE
Sienna at Age Seventeen

DEFAMER
Tim Gunn Reports From Sanjaya's White House Correspondents' Dinner Table
Remembering Hollywood's Hottest Assistants
Madonna's Brief Malawi Visit Didn't Allow For Some Kidnapped Baby/Biological Father Time
Basinger Denies Shouty Ex-Husband's Leakage Claims

EVIL BEET
Sanjaya Out-Ranks NY Governor
It’s a Lovers’ Spat for Lindsay and Keira
Okay Okay I’ll Stop with Perez Soon …
Heather Mills Defends Alec Baldwin

GAWKER
Keith Gessen And David Blum Hate America
Yale's Response To The Virginia Tech Shootings
Who Beat Up Arianna Huffington?
Katie Couric Quite Possibly Leaving CBS News, Unless She's Not

GOSSIP OR TRUTH
Nicole and Joel hit the road!

HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP
As Shanna Moakler’s MySpace Page Turns …
Sean Stewart is an Evil Son of Hollywood
Alec Baldwin Takes Legal Action Regarding Message
Heather Mills Opens Up About Dancing with the Stars, Alec Baldwin

I'M NOT OBSESSED
Ashlee Simpson Is Bringing Frumpy Back
I Thought I’d Never See The Day
Anna Nicole Smith’s Last Film To Premiere At Cannes
The Cruise Family Attended Grier’s Birthday Party
Rosie O’Donnell Shouts Out “Eat Me” At Women’s Luncheon

INTO GOSSIP
Sienna Miller Desperate To Have Her Own Kids

JOSSIP
Breaking: Former Russian President Boris Yeltsin Has Died, Cause Of Death Unknown
CNN Discovers The Hidden Health Benefits Behind 'Embarrassing, Girlie Drinks'
The Observer's Website Has Promised Us Fresh Daily Content Before
Paparazz v. Perez: More Suitors Join the Suits
When Environmentalist Sheryl Crow's 'Three Tractor Trailers, Four Buses And Six Cars' Are A-Rockin', Don't Come A-Knockin'
Alec Baldwin Unavailable For One On One Interviews Due To Embarrassing Phone Incident
CBS Radio Offends Chinese People as Easily as it Does Black People
Black Man Exonerated of Rape Less Important to Some Anchors Than White Men Exonerated of Rape

LIPSTICK
Shanna Moakler sets record straight!
Kim Basinger Hires A Bodyguard
Cop killer harasses Joe Francis in prison
Shilpa Shetty set for Australian Big Bro?
Is Renee Dating The Office Star?
Kim Basinger Denies Leaking Alec Baldwin's Irate Voicemail
Hilary Duff Attends Young Hollywood Awards
Britney Spears A Stay At Home Mom

MOLLY GOOD
From Russia with Cash

POP SUGAR
Britney Went Country Crazy This Weekend
Keanu Finds Himself a Hot Young Thing
Scarlett Has Nothing To Talk About, Sings Instead
They are Young! They are Free!
Do You Think Kate & Owen Will Last?
Lindsay Making Enemies Left and Right

TMZ
"Son of Hollywood" Star Allegedly a Son of a Bitch

THE SUPERFICIAL
Ivanka Trump looks sharp

WE SMIRCH
Jewel Is The Queen Of Cleavage (Hollywoodtuna)
Fonda reportedly scolds Lohan in note (Jeannette Walls/MSNBC)
ROSIE GROSSES OUT MEDIA ELITE (New York Post)

WHAT I MISSED
Scarlett Sings with Sanjaya
What Isn't Sanjaya Doing?

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ABC NEWS
Democrats Challenge Bush on Iraq Bill
Obama: Bush Falls Short As World Leader
VA Allows Wiccan Symbols on Headstones
Alec Baldwin: Monster or Alienated Parent?
Blue Angels Mourn Pilot Who Crashed
Virginia Tech Students Return to Campus
School District May Handcuff Unruly Students
Tillman-Lynch Hearing Opens on Hill
Sheryl Crow Clears the Air About Toilet Paper Comments
Report: Cho Hired an Escort Before Rampage
Sheryl Crow Clears the Air About Toilet Paper Comments

BBC
Toyota 'world's largest carmaker'
Nissan to cut 1,500 jobs in Japan
'Kryptonite' discovered in mine
Tamil Tigers in deadly air attack
Russia warns US on missile plans
Malaysia deputy PM denies murder link
Three killed in West Bank clashes
Baldwin apology over phone rant
Greens condemn EU's carbon cost
Basinger denies phone rant leak
Sharp decline in US house sales
China emissions 'may pass US'
Ethiopian tanks pound Mogadishu
Nato criticised for Afghan advert

CNN
Target sees 'much weaker' April sales
Google tops list of most valuable brands
Minimum wage increase inches closer
Microsoft responds to EU antitrust charges
Social Security, Medicare: 'problematic'
On payday, it's still a man's world
Former Russian leader Yeltsin dead
Legal loophole lets mentally ill buy guns
Fighting rages in Somalia as bodies rot in streets
11-year-old stops sick mom's van
Missing child's remains found in shot crocodile
Blacksburg pastor: Don't surrender to the darkness

MSNBC
Questions over lethal injections
Famed journalist Halberstam dies
Banks to merge in $91 billion deal
How Wal-Mart crushed rivals

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GOOGLE
Protester at Bill Gates Beijing ceremony sparks debate on Internet - Xinhua

YAHOO
Olmert: Iran can be stopped peacefully (AP)
Consumer confidence falls in April (AP)
Toyota overtakes GM as 'world's largest carmaker' (AFP)
Simmons says 3 epithets should be banned (AP)

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CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR
On tighter US border with Mexico, violence rises
Boris Yeltsin's legacy: mixed reviews

USA TODAY
Toyota topples GM as global sales leader
Obama says Bush has fallen short
Mexico City expected to legalize abortion
Bush dusts off veto pen for Iraq bill
Hamas claims end to truce, fires rockets at Israel

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FOOL.COM
On payday, it's still a man's world
The Coast Is Clear at Allstate
Fool On Call: Netflix Punished for Planning Ahead
Spinoffs That Can Beat the Market
Before the Call: Amazon.com Flows
The Next Great Mutual Fund

MARKET WATCH
Target calls April sales 'much weaker' than expected
Five steps to prevent big mortgage trouble
U.S. gas prices fall for first time in 11 weeks
Vietnam allows more foreign ownership in banks
Research In Motion to offer software for Windows Mobile
Dollar's rebound resumes; yen gains vs. euro on S&P upgrade
Bank of America to buy LaSalle for $21 bln; counterbid foreseen
BP profit down 17% on declining output, rising costs

THE STREET
Target Warns of Poor Sales
BofA May Prune Branches
CVS-Caremark Board Under Fire
Fans Shrug at Bank of America Deal
Monday's Daily Blog Watch
Altera Boosts Both Lines

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HOT AIR
Rove Badgered By HuffPo Heavies
Video: O’Donnell on VTech shootings — wrong on the facts, wrong on the law
Video: O’Reilly names those who recycle Media Matters’ garbage
Better educated suicide bombers carry out deadlier bombings
Iraqi college students express solidarity with VTech
Afghan forces have “Taliban Zarqawi” surrounded in village? Update: Al Jazeera confirms?
Hot Air turns one
Rasmussen: Hillary 32, Obama 32; Update: Hillary looking to Harriet Tubman for inspiration

KOTTKE
Time to lower the drinking age? "The age at highest...

SALON
David Halberstam, 1934-2007
The oldest story ever written

THE ONION
Mayor Daley's Son Appointed Head Of Illinois Nepotist Party
Even CEO Can't Figure Out How RadioShack Still In Business

TOM DELAY
Hillary's Hip-Hop Hypocrisy