"I'm confused. There is something definitely not right with Britney Spears'
breast in these pictures, but I can't even begin to understand what it is. If
you look closely, you can see there is a bulge under Britney's right breast, but
what bulge that is, I don't know."
Breaking news, these pictures just taken of Britney Spears' boobs show a strange bulge under them. We go now to our expert in breasts to get more information.
Common, I know this is celebrity journalism but is this the best you could come up with as a story. Look at that picture Spears' is walking around in her bra. Have our expectations of her fallen so low that this fact isn't news worthy, at least as much as a bulge under her breast. There are a thousand things that could have caused that bulge from lighting to body movement to the fit of her bra.
Lets talk about that hair, it has to be a wig. I wonder how her real hair is growing back, and when we will see it again, if ever. She could just continue to shave it and wear wigs -would we ever know?
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