"Paris Hilton will be released from jail next Tuesday, June 26, Sheriff's
spokesman Steve Whitmore announced today. Gentlemen, start your engines!"
For those of you who are planning a party to celebrate Paris Hilton's release you now have a date. Of course if there was anyone smart in that jail they would preempt the mess by releasing her on Monday morning, before the crowds of media arrive.
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I just did a Paris Hilton parody post on my blog. Stop by and check it out:
http://rickrockhill.blogspot.com/2007/06/dr-sidney-wang-contacts-paris-hilton-in.html
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