Looking for a roommate?

Some people will do anyone, I mean anything for a room.

clipped from humboldt.craigslist.org I am trying to find an older woman, who has an open bedroom, apartment, or anything of the sort, for me to stay in, and in return, i would service you HOWEVER you need, i dont mean like taking care of an elderly lady, i can cook, clean, lift heavy stuff, but really, im hoping to "service" YOU.