Showing posts with label Brandon Davis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brandon Davis. Show all posts

Monday, March 17, 2008

Brandon 'Greasy Bear' Davis Has Sticky Fingers | A Socialite's Life

Brandon 'Greasy Bear' Davis Has Sticky Fingers A Socialite's Life:

"The paper is reporting that Brandon crashed on the couch of his buddy,
music producer Scott Storch, and put their friendship in jeopardy when he tried
to snag Storch's diamond watch worth approximately $100,000. According to an
unnamed source, 'Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but,
'It's OK - I just got a new security system, so everything's on tape.' After
learning he'd be caught, Davis 'started crying hysterically and saying, 'Please
don't tell anyone - I'll bring it back.''"


What a loser....

Sunday, January 13, 2008

» Brandon Davis Detained For Having Too Much Cash Bitten and Bound: The Not So Pretty Side of Hollywood

» Brandon Davis Detained For Having Too Much Cash Bitten and Bound: The Not So Pretty Side of Hollywood:

"Davis was said to be carrying a large amount of cash. Australian law states
that if you have more than $10,000 when you arrive at the airport, you must
declare it. He hit a snag a while back that turned into a check bouncing
debacle."


They wanted to know where the money came from, and so do I.... He has money now?

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

That Must Have Been One Greasy Pizza They Shared | A Socialite's Life

That Must Have Been One Greasy Pizza They Shared A Socialite's Life:


"That Must Have Been One Greasy Pizza They Shared Filed under: Brandon Davis ,
Fergie , Stacy Fergueson If they were having Steak-Umms, they're in luck. Oil to
go round'! Just add provolone! Here's Fergie inexplicably dining with greasy bad
boy Brandon Davis. Why? Good friends? Collaborating on a new project? They ate
together at Cafe Med in West Hollywood. More like Cafe Sped."


What could bring these two together? I guess it is about having money, even if you look like a grease ball you can hang with hot girls.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

LEAVE UM ALOHAN - Because I Said So: BRANDON BAGS AN ANGEL!

LEAVE UM ALOHAN - Because I Said So: BRANDON BAGS AN ANGEL!:

"Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr was spotted in LA last night with
none other than greasy oil heir Brandon Davis!"


How does he do it?

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

One Big Blob Of Grease

One Big Blob Of Grease

Brandon Davis aka Fat Elvis aka Greasy Bear went to the Frederic Fekkai salon
this past weekend for a little hair trim. This bitch was so greasy and oily that
the shampoo person had to wear gloves while washing his hair. The hairstylist
also wore rubber gloves to deal with his oil mop.


He is gross....

Monday, November 5, 2007

Gabby Babble: Pete Doherty Tops List of the Least Sexy Men

Gabby Babble: Pete Doherty Tops List of the Least Sexy Men:

No. 11 - Ben Stiller
No. 10 - Eric Dane
No. 9 - A tie between Josh Hartnett and Ryan Phillippe
No. 8 - Pete Wentz
No. 7 - James Blunt
No. 6 - Kevin Connolly
No. 5 - Howard Stern
No. 4 - Simon Cowell
No. 3 - Wilmer Valderrama
No. 2 - Brandon Davis
No. 1 - Pete Doherty

Wow, this whole list is a giant DUHHH. Pete Doherty, is there one sober person in the world that thinks he is sexy? Brandon Davis.... sexy??? and what about his brother Jason.... yuck!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Gabby Babble: Mischa Barton and Greasy Bear?


Gabby Babble: Mischa Barton and Greasy Bear?:


"Mischa Barton was spotted at a MS charity with Brandon Davis aka Greasy Bear.
Are they really dating? Who knows. But it's not like Mischa has had the best
taste in guys eh? They actually compliment each other well, don't they?"


What the hell are these two doing together? Yikes they would have ugly kids.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Brandon Davis Failed Driving Test | Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog

Brandon Davis Failed Driving Test Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog:

"Brandon Davis is best known for calling Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch and dating
Mischa Barton, but he’s still making news all on his own. The latest: Brandon
Davis reportedly failed his WRITTEN driving test last week. I guess money can’t
buy you a driver’s license."


Brandon has always reminded me of this guy in my Drivers Ed class that flunked out, he argued with the teacher and hot a bad attitude. Brandon can't drive, that is just funny to me, I wonder if that guy from my school can drive or not.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Grease Brothers Broke As A Joke

Grease Brothers Broke As A Joke

The oily Davis brothers are reportedly toe-up money-wise, and running around
cashing checks in small amounts because the parentals have cut them off. I
would, too. Those bitches need jobs! They need to get their fat asses behind a
Starbucks' counter and learn how it is for the real people of the world!


Word on the street that the oily Davis brothers have been having some problems with the family. Perhaps the family doesn't like the two douche bags dragging the family name through the mud in front of the world media. Why does the world care, because they are friends with Paris, that's why - or maybe we don't care and we are just bored. I wonder how much money Brandon could get doing his fire crotch act as a stand up routine?

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Hilton/Davis -TMZ

Brandon Davis, Someone Did - What We've ALL Wanted to Do | Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog

Brandon Davis, Someone Did - What We've ALL Wanted to Do Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog:

"Brandon Davis, so desperate to booze it up, was caught by the paparazzi
last night, with this lovely bloody eye."


Wonder if he ran into a Lindsay Lohan fan in a dark alley. Some who thought they would give him a fat red eye for his mockery of the great red haired one.

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