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Haven't seen Greasy Bear in a while...

"The paper is reporting that Brandon crashed on the couch of his buddy,
music producer Scott Storch, and put their friendship in jeopardy when he tried
to snag Storch's diamond watch worth approximately $100,000. According to an
unnamed source, 'Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but,
'It's OK - I just got a new security system, so everything's on tape.' After
learning he'd be caught, Davis 'started crying hysterically and saying, 'Please
don't tell anyone - I'll bring it back.''"
"Davis was said to be carrying a large amount of cash. Australian law states
that if you have more than $10,000 when you arrive at the airport, you must
declare it. He hit a snag a while back that turned into a check bouncing
debacle."
"Oh, Brandon Davis, you naughty, greasy thing. What have you been up to now?"
"That Must Have Been One Greasy Pizza They Shared Filed under: Brandon Davis ,
Fergie , Stacy Fergueson If they were having Steak-Umms, they're in luck. Oil to
go round'! Just add provolone! Here's Fergie inexplicably dining with greasy bad
boy Brandon Davis. Why? Good friends? Collaborating on a new project? They ate
together at Cafe Med in West Hollywood. More like Cafe Sped."
"Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr was spotted in LA last night with
none other than greasy oil heir Brandon Davis!"
Brandon Davis aka Fat Elvis aka Greasy Bear went to the Frederic Fekkai salon
this past weekend for a little hair trim. This bitch was so greasy and oily that
the shampoo person had to wear gloves while washing his hair. The hairstylist
also wore rubber gloves to deal with his oil mop.

"Mischa Barton was spotted at a MS charity with Brandon Davis aka Greasy Bear.
Are they really dating? Who knows. But it's not like Mischa has had the best
taste in guys eh? They actually compliment each other well, don't they?"
"Brandon Davis is best known for calling Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch and dating
Mischa Barton, but he’s still making news all on his own. The latest: Brandon
Davis reportedly failed his WRITTEN driving test last week. I guess money can’t
buy you a driver’s license."
The oily Davis brothers are reportedly toe-up money-wise, and running around
cashing checks in small amounts because the parentals have cut them off. I
would, too. Those bitches need jobs! They need to get their fat asses behind a
Starbucks' counter and learn how it is for the real people of the world!
"Brandon Davis, so desperate to booze it up, was caught by the paparazzi
last night, with this lovely bloody eye."