
MOVIES THAT AREN’T REAL: Old Dogs

"Wife looks good, top half of John looks good, but WHAT THE HELL happened with
the freaking Wranglers, Jonny Boy!!!!"
"'You should have seen everyone on the set,' Travolta told the UK Times. 'Every
woman and every man was feeling my breasts and squeezing my ass.
'And I was
'C'mon, feel me, touch me!' I didn't care. I was just a slut, to be frank!' "
"John Travolta firmly believes that it was his famous White House dance with
Princess Diana that re-launched his career, which had been languishing."
"John Travolta blames Virginia Tech, Columbine and all the other tragic school
shootings not on the psychos who committed the heinous acts - but on psychiatric
drugs. 'I still think that if you analyze most of the school shootings, it is
not gun control. It is [psychotropic] drugs at the bottom of it,' Travolta told
W. But the 'Hairspray' film star won't be jumping on couches over the issue or
attacking Matt Lauer as his fellow Scientologist, Tom Cruise, did last year: 'I
don't disagree with anything Tom says. How would I have presented it? Maybe
differently than how he did, but it doesn't matter.'"
"Gay community leaders are calling for a boycott of John Travolta’s remake of
the cult classic “Hairspray”, since Scientology is such a vehemently anti-gay
belief system.
Some gay fans of the original “Hairspray” movie want to leave
the remake in the can."