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Sunni sheikhs in Anbar form anti-jihadi political party

Harry Reid’s conscience feelin’ groovy after telling Bush the war is lost

Should NBC have aired Cho’s video?

BEST WEEK EVER

SIZZLER: Britney Spears’ Father Doesn’t Know How To Accept Her Love of Doing Insane Sh*t

HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP

No Longer Her Space: Lindsay Lohan MySpace Account Hacked

JOSSIP

Alec Baldwin Calls His Kid A 'Rude Little Pig,' Describes Her Messy Room

Bill O'Reilly Drops to Third

Glossies Weekly Roundup: Brangelina 'Already Over,'

Cable Quotables: Richard Gere Likes It Ice Cold

Nick Lachey Has Great Set Of Dimple, Below Average Sense Of Humor

Lindsay Lohan's MySpace Hacked!

GAWKER

Glaring Omissions: "Look, I Am Stuck In The Life Of Jennifer Aniston"

'Glamour' Intern Blogfight Disappeared

CNN Bans Use Of Virginia Tech Killer Footage

LIPSTICK

Dita Von Teese Left Marilyn Manson For Cheating?

Angelina Jolie Blasts The Paparazzi Who Fought Her Bodyguards

Alec Baldwin Demands To Know Who Leaked Angry Voicemails To TMZ

Sanjaya is a true class act as he demonstrates on 'The Tonight Show'

Sharon Osbourne to replace Brandy

Does Katie Look Bored with Tom?

PARIS' NEW PAL - ANOTHER man has fallen prey to the wiles of Paris Hilton. (New York Post)

Mandy Moore Plays Hide and Seek with the Paparazzi

Katie Holmes Wants Suri To Be Catholic

Um, Did You Guys Know Stephen Baldwin Wrote a Book About Jesus?

Angelina Jolie is a Freak

Halle Berry in Mexico promoting new flick

I'M NOT OBSESSED

Sanjaya Is So Popular He Needs A Bodyguard

Hilary Swank Still Can’t Believe She Is Famous

EVIL BEET

Ivanka Trump Knows Big Important Business Words
Um, Did You Guys Know Stephen Baldwin Wrote a Book About Jesus?

THE SUPERFICIAL

Paris Hilton and James Blunt get it on

ALLIE IS WIRED

Hot New Couple Alert

Sanjaya Malakar Speaks - After the Boot

WE SMIRCH

Britney Spears Getting Back to 'Fighting Weight' (People.com)

Jennifer Love Hewitt Still Loving Her Hanes

Lindsay Forgot To Wear Pants

PARIS' NEW PAL - ANOTHER man has fallen prey to the wiles of Paris Hilton. (New York Post)

Paris Hilton and James Blunt get it on

DEFAMER

Sanjaya Scores An Invitation To The White House Correspondents' Dinner

Celebrity Custody Battle Fun Time: Alec Baldwin's Leaked Voicemail Tirade

TMZ

Kim's Lawyer -- Alec Doesn't Have a Clue

Kelly Osbourne Shreds Valet for Losing Her Car

Kate and Owen -- Out of Our Way, B**ches!

Sanjaya -- The Drama Before the Drama

Um, Did You Guys Know Stephen Baldwin Wrote a Book About Jesus?

ABC NEWS

Who's Legally Responsible? Lawsuits Are Certain but Liability Unclear

FOX NEWS

Preacher's Wife Found Guilty of Voluntary Manslaughter

Officials: Pet Food Contamination May Have Been Intentional

MSNBC

Was pet food purposely spiked?

McCain to joke critics: Get a life

Moscow mayor wins gay lawsuit

BBC

Virginia mourns massacre victims

USA TODAY

Virginia mourns massacre victims

CNN

Sanjaya Malakar wants 'full entertainment career'

Survivors, families mark Columbine anniversary

'Ghost ship' puzzles rescuers

Falling dollar winner: $500B U.S. tourism business

Making Google more profitable

Skype's founders' next target: TV

Blackberry maker explains cause of service outage

YAHOO

U.S. walls off Baghdad neighborhood (AP)

India wary of U.S. pressure on nuclear deal (Reuters)

North Korea restates disarmament plan (AP)

GOOGLE

Low-Salt Diet Shakes Off Heart Disease - MedPage Today

Survivors to Remember Okla. City Bombing - FOX News

MARKET WATCH

Asheville, N.C., tops America's 10 best places to live: survey

Google results might put the lights out at Yahoo

Blackberry maker explains cause of service outage

Pfizer, Google, McDonald's, Caterpillar in the spotlight

McDonald's profit up 22%; franchise deal set

More homeowners extending their living space to the backyard