End Times: Buy Celebrity Nail Clippings! - Gawker
If you are like me and have always wondered where you could get nail clippings from the stars, search no farther. An employee of a nail saloon that claims clients such as Cameron Diaz and Scarlett Johansen is offering his collection, the catch is that it isn't for sale. His son needs math lessons and he wants to barter with someone - math lessons for nail clippings. I don't know what the real lesson his son will get out of this exchange will be.
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