"Things did heat up a bit, however, when an elderly neighbor named Michael Silverman, in his 80’s, arrived, armed with a walker and an opening line. “He introduced himself to Paris and said he had a dream about her,” the witness said. “He said he dreamt he was hooking up with her and the cops came in and busted him, and he said he told the cops ‘I’m just following the Bible! It says to love thy
neighbor.’”"
Of all the images of Paris that I have seen, this mental image is the one that isn't fading, and I wish it would. This is the stuff that nightmares are made of, an old man with a walker banging his way through Paris Hilton. I need to take up some heavy drinking now.
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