"Jason 'Gummybear' Davis, the flaxen-haired, plus-size brother of oil heir
Brandon 'Greasy Bear' Davis, was spotted Friday by a Radar spy at the Beverly
Hills Hotel hot spot 1912, wheezing, sweating, slurring, and bleeding, looking a
hell of a lot like an undead John Belushi. The oil heir and frequent Hyde reject
appeared to have blood spots around his waist, our witness says. And although he
has claimed to have given up the sauce for nine weeks, our spy says he was all
vowels this weekend, bragging that he was starting a company that would 'put
iTunes out of business,' and explaining that he was speaking gruffly because 'I
have a staph infection.'"
A staph infection... as you read this Dina Lohan is out there wishing she had thought of that one. It is so much better than the exhaustion excuse though.
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