"'I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my
mind for the last 19 years: Ross,' Jessica Alba, 26, told a rapt audience as she
accepted the female hottie award. 'Ross didn't love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had
a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb.' She
added, with a laugh: 'Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!' "
I wonder how long Jessica has been waiting to stick it to this poor guy. Who knows maybe he is happier with his mediocre life.
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