Poor Robert Stewart. He was just minding his own business, fucking his
16-year-old bicycle in the privacy of his hostel room, when two cleaning women
walked in and called the cops. Stewart said that alcohol drove him to
bike-banging, and his lawyer called him a "sad little man" Aw. Robert was
sentenced to a "sexual breach of the peace" and is on probation for the next 3
How do you sexually violate a bicycle? Should I feel bad for the bike, it doesn't have any emotion. This is strange, and not something that I recommend, but where is the crime? Is the bike a victim?