"Recently we did a story about Courtney Love going to the police with
accusations of her late husband Kurt Cobain’s identity being stolen. Since that
article appeared, more damning evidence has surfaced and it looks like Kurt’s
mother and sister are losing their homes because of this."
"It features Bjork surfing down a river winding through a Himalayan landscape on
the back of some kind of woolly yak, while a clay doppelganger bursts from her
backpack to grapple with her and a quasi-Tibetan demon coaxes her toward the
edge of a waterfall. Then things get really far out."
"While streaming Barack Obama’s speech about race last week, MSNBC.com also, of
course, ran some advertising; however, it may not have been the wisest choice of
product placement."
"Get it, girl! Grab it, and don't let go for anything! Sarah Larson is
George Clooney's latest manpurse. You might remember her as the rather quiet,
demure young lady on his arm at this year's Oscars. Yeah, that's an act. Here
are some pics of Sarah getting bodied by a dude against the wall and then
writhing on a beach. Her vagina must be fiery!"
"Ali Lohan has made no secret that she wants to be famous like her big
sister, Lindsay Lohan. But would that drive the 14-year-old to make artificial
enhancements to her young body?"
"For real!! Jessica Simpson's mother says her daughter has remarried. Jessica -
who has been dating American football star Tony Romo since last November - was
leaving Los Angeles restaurant Chili's with her mom Tina when Tina revealed the
27-year-old star has secretly wed."
"This is a little scary, Miley is a young rising star and we sure hope she
doesn’t get messed up by the paparazzi. It seems like lately, Miley addiction is
going way too over the top, she has been followed everywhere.
The paparazzi
are over Britney Spears, a top photo agency head tells. 'Over the week, there
were less than a half dozen covering Britney'"
"A 15-year-old boy (name withheld) told police that a sexual relationship
developed between him and math teacher Stephanie Marie Ragusa when he was 14,
and she was teaching at Davidsen Middle, the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s
Office said. Late Thursday afternoon, deputies arrested Ragusa, 28, at her Lake
Bella Vista Drive home in Tampa and charged her with five counts of lewd and
lascivious battery."
"David Caruso asks [the show's director] when there will be a close up of
[his] sunglasses - in every scene."
"Well Jamie Lynn Spears is doing one thing right. She’s going to be raising her
baby away from the bad influences in Los Angeles opting for her hometown of
Kentwood, Louisiana."
"The final Harry Potter book will be split into two movies to be released in
2010 and 2011."
"Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s born-again father, voiced his displeasure over
ex-wife Dina Lohan’s new reality show, “Living Lohan.” The ex-con claimed he
didn’t want anything to do with the show, because he felt it will exploit his
younger daughter, Ali."
"Ashley Dupre must be thrilled that now she may stay in the news a little
longer. Dupre not only bedded Governor Eliot Spitzer, but now reports are
surfacing that she was involved with actor Charlie Sheen too."
"The paper is reporting that Brandon crashed on the couch of his buddy,
music producer Scott Storch, and put their friendship in jeopardy when he tried
to snag Storch's diamond watch worth approximately $100,000. According to an
unnamed source, 'Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but,
'It's OK - I just got a new security system, so everything's on tape.' After
learning he'd be caught, Davis 'started crying hysterically and saying, 'Please
don't tell anyone - I'll bring it back.''"
"The much scrutinized Dina Lohan told Page Six that the reason she has
decided to do a reality show is, “We have no choice. Tabloids and reality shows
are not going away. If they know who Ali is as a person, its better.”"
"There is apparently a shake up underway at UCLA Medical Center. The facility is
in the process of firing 13 employees and sanctioning 6 others with suspension.
The group includes nurses and doctor’s who violated privacy laws by accessing
Britney Spears’ medical records."
"Kevin Federline? Looks more like Kevin Well-Fed-erline! Yes, this is the toned
back-up dancer who, just four years ago, turned Britney Spears' head, and talked
her into marriage. But now, as a single dad, Kevin spends most of his time on
diaper duty for their two kids, instead of keeping trim in the dance studio --
and it shows."
"Brandon Davis' clownish brother got pinched on Friday night after he was pulled
over by the LAPD. Officers found a 'controlled substance' in his behemoth-mobile
and tossed him in the clink. He was bailed out to the tune of 10K on Saturday
afternoon by his 'stepdad'. Well, we know it wasn't coke."
Kirsten Dunst recently got a break from rehab to pick up some stuff at the
Target store, just before hitting up the drive-thru at Taco Bell. This is
interesting to me because those are the only two activities that I personally do
so often that they might be construed as addictions. I blame the 7-Layer Crunch
Wrap Supreme and my passion for affordable empire-waisted tops.
