Jessica Simpson on the cover of Allure!

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Ashlee Simpson Defends Jessica Simpson’s Weight

Hey, what's the big deal about Jessica's weight, in those ugly clothes, it simply doesn't matter if you ask me.

clipped from www.bittenandbound.com The internet went crazy yesterday after photos surfaced of Jessica Simpson looking like she had put on some pounds.   The singer performed at a concert put on by Radio 99.9 Kiss in conjunction with an annual chili cook-off in Pembroke Pines, Florida on Sunday.

7Confessions: Jessica Simpson Secretly Married Tony Romo

7Confessions: Jessica Simpson Secretly Married Tony Romo:

"For real!! Jessica Simpson's mother says her daughter has remarried. Jessica -
who has been dating American football star Tony Romo since last November - was
leaving Los Angeles restaurant Chili's with her mom Tina when Tina revealed the
27-year-old star has secretly wed."

Yawwwwn...... Good for them. Next.

Tony Romo Already Vacationing With Jessica Simpson's Family | A Socialite's Life

Tony Romo Already Vacationing With Jessica Simpson's Family A Socialite's Life:

"Wow, he's been ensnared. Must be the boobs. Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo
vacationed in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with Jessica Simpson and her parents last
week."

I think it might be better if she never came back from vacation.

celebrity nation: Jessica avoids jinx

celebrity nation: Jessica avoids jinx:

"Jessica Simpson knows when she's not wanted. The starlet was an apparent
no-show at Saturday's Dallas Cowboys game against the Carolina Panthers in
Simpson's native Texas – a week after fans criticized her presence as a
distraction to her boyfriend and Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Romo, 27, had a
great game this time, rebounding from his Dec. 16 performance, when Simpson, in
a pink Cowboys jersey, watched from a luxury box. After the 20-13 win over the
Panthers, Romo told reporters that Simpson, 27, was indeed watching the game –
and even hinted that she may have been in attendance. 'I know she saw all of
that tonight,' Romo said after the game, when asked if Simpson had seen fans
wearing masks of her face."

Well, it looks like they really are a couple. This is good news for Jessica, she needs a man in her life - other than her father. Her career isn't going anywhere, so having a man who makes some money will help her.

Jessica Simpson’s New Movie Made Less Money This Weekend Than You Spent at the Mall – Evil Beet Gossip

Jessica Simpson’s New Movie Made Less Money This Weekend Than You Spent at the Mall – Evil Beet Gossip:

"It averaged $48 per theater.
She’s looking at a total weekend gross of
$1,200. That’s one-thousand, two-hundred U.S. dollars.
That’s what you spent Christmas shopping this weekend.
Wow, Texas really hates Jessica these days."

Not exactly a block buster.

Jessica Simpson Hopes to Star in Remake of "Pretty Woman"

Jessica Simpson Hopes to Star in Remake of "Pretty Woman":

"This has to be a joke. Straight to DVD queen Jessica Simpson hopes to gain
credibility as an actress by starring in a remake of 'Pretty Woman.'"

First of all, they are remaking that movie, it just came out last year.... oh wait nevermind. Really though, do we need a remake of that movie?

Ok, on to Jessica, while I am not a big fan of Julia Roberts, she has talent, something Jessica doesn't. It wasn't the role in that movie that made her a star, she was a star and people saw it in that role. If Jessica was a star, we would have seen it by now.

Last thing, Jessica, think about it - playing a hooker. Doesn't that make you a character actress after you turned Daisy Duke into a slut.

Jessica Simpson ready for nude scene

Jessica Simpson ready for nude scene:

"“The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic
scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the
role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better
judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.”"

First of all, she may be ready for it, but are we?

Second, it isn't nudity that gets respect - otherwise she would have gotten respect for Dukes of Hazard where she played a soft-core porn role. It is good acting that gets respect.

celebrity nation: Jessica and Tony heat up

celebrity nation: Jessica and Tony heat up:

"The Dallas Cowboys had the weekend off – but quarterback Tony Romo still made
plenty of passes. Jessica Simpson and the NFL star flirted up a storm Saturday
at Hollywood nightclub Teddy's, as the two helped Simpson's BFF, Cacee Cobb,
celebrate her 30th birthday. "

You know a football player is perfect for Jessica, footballs are full of air and so is her head.

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Two Shaggy Blondes Sitting in a Tree

A Socialite's Life: Two Shaggy Blondes Sitting in a Tree

"'Jessica was touching Owen's arm and flipping her hair.' In return,
the fellow patron says, 'Owen was charming, making Jessica laugh...it felt very
date-y.'"

I think they are strangely right for each other.

Jessica Simpson Puts on a Smile For Operation Smile

A Socialite's Life: Jessica Simpson Puts on a Smile For Operation Smile

"Jessica Simpson and Molly Sims were among the special guests at the 25th
Anniversary Los Angeles Gala program of Operation Smile. Billy Bush of Access
Hollywood hosted the event for the not-for-profit volunteer medical services
organization providing reconstructive surgery and related health care to
indigent children and young adults in developing countries and the United
States. Jessica and Molly serve as Operation Smile's International Youth
Ambassadors."

I had my doubts about her interest in this when she went to Africa during her marriage to Nick. It looks like something that she really cares about. It might not be what you think is the most important thing, but I think it is good that it is something outside herself, something bigger that she cares about. I bet it means a lot to the people that are helped.

Jessica Is Getting Hotter By The Day

Jessica Is Getting Hotter By The Day

Yes, it is true, even I have to admit that she is starting to look hot recently. I don't know what it is that she is doing, but she is doing it right. Maybe it is because she isn't shoving her breasts in our face in these pictures. She does have a beautiful face.

In Case You Didn’t Know » Jessica Simpson to have Ken Paves baby?

In Case You Didn’t Know » Jessica Simpson to have Ken Paves baby?:

"Jessica Simpson is reporterdly planning to have a baby with her gay hairdresser
Ken Paves within the next six months!"

Say what you want about this idea, I know it sounds crazy. Just think about the kid though, that kid is going to have the best looking mullet in the trailer park.

The Superficial - Jessica Simpson and Jenna Jameson should be friends

The Superficial - Jessica Simpson and Jenna Jameson should be friends:

"Jessica Simpson was spotted leaving the W Magazine New York Affair Party last
night looking like Jenna Jameson's goth sister. Did I miss a memo or something?
Is duck the new look these days? Because I've seen ducks. And I don't want to
have sex with ducks. Well maybe except for Marge. She's this plump little number
at the park and you should see the way she eats bread and flaps her wings. I
don't want to say 'hot', but, wait, what the hell am I talking about? She's a
duck. I'm firing my therapist."

Jenna looks more like Jessica's sister than Ashlee does. Jessica and her creepy father would like us to believe that she is different than Jenna, but if you saw Dukes of Hazard you know. They are both getting by, or trying to get by, based on their bodies.

Jessica Simpson Leonardo DiCaprio Dating? | Pop Crunch

Jessica Simpson Leonardo DiCaprio Dating? Pop Crunch:

"Life and Style snitches report that Jessica Simpson was spotted smooching
Academy Award-nominated actor Leonardo DiCaprio during a night out on the town
at Les Deux Nightclub in Los Angeles. “They were all over each other,” gushes a
giddy club-goer."

This is wrong, how could these two be a couple? Leo is used to dating models, not Simpsons. Jessica on the other hand has dated a line of guys that look like they should be in a line-up. I can't image that this relationship will work if it is real.

Jessica Simpson Has a Business Dinner Date | Splash News Online

Jessica Simpson Has a Business Dinner Date Splash News Online:

"Jessica Simpson may have been going to Ruth Chris Steak House in the
Valley last night, but her trip out wasn’t all for fun, even though it was
Saturday. The starlets brought her assistants along with her to have dinner with
ten other people in a private room. She’s wearing an awfully short dress to talk
business. . . it looks like Jess changed her hair, too."

Wonder what kind of project she is working on, I hope that it isn't another movie - she is not a movie star. Maybe she could put out another album, but the market is really crowded right now, it seems like everyone is putting out music. Maybe another shoe line, she actually seems to do well as a merchandiser

Jessica Simpson 11 Hours Late For Interview | Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog

Jessica Simpson 11 Hours Late For Interview Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog:

"Jessica Simpson was 11 hours late for an interview - how does that happen?!?
The “actress” was supposed to talke to Lara Spencer from ‘The Insider’ at 10:00
a.m., and didn’t show up until 9:00 p.m., which left Laura, who had flown to
Louisiana to see Jessica, waiting for 11 hours."

How could I have been late, the meeting didn't start until I got there...

Vivica A. Fox Defends Co-Star Jessica Simpson

Vivica A. Fox Defends Co-Star Jessica Simpson

MALIBU, Calif. (August 21, 2007) — Actress Vivica A. Fox is outraged over
reports of co-star Jessica Simpson’s “diva-like behavior” on the Louisiana set
of “Major Movie Star.”
Fox, a “Dancing With the Stars” veteran, spoke to People about rumors that Simpson behaved like a “spoiled brat” on the set.

Ok, maybe she wasn't acting like a spoiled brat - that would after all imply that she can act. Could this noble defense be an attempt to get the public interested in a bad movie?

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