Star Jones Finally Admits to Lying About Fat Surgery | Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog

Star Jones Finally Admits to Lying About Fat Surgery Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog:

"I admit that when asked about my obvious weight loss over the past four
years, I was intentionally evasive. Lying was never an option for me, so I
called it a ‘medical intervention,’ which was true, but it was really a pathetic
attempt to tell only the truth I could handle at the time.”
Star weighed 307
pounds on August 19, 2003 — the day she went in for her surgery — and reveals
that as she lay in the pre-op room of the hospital, she went back over her life
to discover how she ended up going from curvaceous to morbidly obese, thereby
requiring the life-saving procedure she was about to undergo."

It is things like this that make me want to give her a second chance. Lets hear it for Star Jones and her husband big gay Al. Oh you didn't think that meant I was going to give him another shot did you? Honestly though, her show on the network formerly known as CourtTV is good news for her and she has been looking great. She even attempted to make nice with Rosie O'Donnell a couple weeks back.

Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » 10 Things Star Jones Can Do With All that Fat She Lost

Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » 10 Things Star Jones Can Do With All that Fat She Lost:

"10. Mold it into a man and watch her husband have sex with it.
9. Apply it to both the front and rear bumpers of her SUV, and slide out of any possible
road accidents.
8. Press it through the Play-Doh Fun-Factory set to “spaghetti” mode and donate it
to “Locks of Love”.
7. Use it to help lubricate your way into (and out of) size 0 jeans.
6. Use it in a sandwich.
5. Use it as a body pillow so that she can finally have something to spoon at night.
4. Rub a little
behind her ears so that all of the neighborhood dogs follow you around like St.
Francis of Assissi. When asked, claim that animals are naturally drawn to you, as a miniature pincher happily licks the bacon paste from your head.
3. Mold it into Barbara Walters and splash a handful of anal oils on her face.
2. Use it to fry up 7 years worth of morning grits.
1. No, really. We’re pretty sure your husband will have sex with it."

Or she could start her own line of soap, "Star Soap".

Star Jones Gives Lap Dances at Yeeeah!

Star Jones Gives Lap Dances at Yeeeah!:

"If getting mauled by a bear has always been your greatest fear, then you
obviously haven’t considered the horror that is having Star Jones rub her hoo-ha
all over you in public. The New York Observer caught the newly-svelte View star
grinding on gay husband Al Reynolds at the post-Kentucky Derby Stereo Party,"

You might just have to be gay to enjoy that, wait that's an insult to gay people - sorry, please don't send me to rehab.