Jezenomics: An Ode To Kombucha, An Alcoholic's Only Healthy Habit. But Why Does It Cost So Much? - Jezebel

Jezenomics: An Ode To Kombucha, An Alcoholic's Only Healthy Habit. But Why Does It Cost So Much? - Jezebel:

"Birthdays are a convenient chance to reflect how one's identity has
manifested itself in one's habits, and until the start of my twenty-eighth year
my habits were numerous and universally awful. Kombucha changed that. Kombucha,
a bacteria rich fermented tea beverage, is for the type of person who thought,
upon taking her first sip of alcohol, 'This tastes awesome!'"

This junk is going to be the new coffee, all you trendsters get used to choking it down now. That way when it is a big trend you can laugh at the other scencesters trying to be as cool drinking it as you are.