"According to a story on Telegraph.co.uk, a team of Cambridge-based
mathematicians conducted a study to determine which famous hottie had the
sexiest womanly sway, mathematically speaking, and concluded that asstress
Jessica Alba (like my TMZ impression?) sashays away with the title:"
You thought that mathematicians were nerds that just cared about numbers. It appears that when they see sexy womyn they think about the ratio of hips and waist as well. Now if that isn't sexy, then what is.