"We're having trouble remembering the punchline to that old joke that goes: 'How
many women must a crackpot music producer threaten with a loaded firearm before
jurors finally discount his highly unlikely story that a failed actress was so
depressed, she followed him home to his mansion one night to kill herself?'
(We're pretty sure that in every iteration, however, the answer was five or
less.)"
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, just because my client threatened other womyn, ok many other womyn with a gun, doesn't mean he killed the victim. Right and it didn't mean OJ killed his ex-wife, just because his blood was found right next to her body. These people are lucky that Gil Grissom isn't on the case, he would lock them all away.
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