" But more disturbingly, another -- and irreproachable -- source tells us Leigh
'Princess Coldstare' Lezark, she of the DJ triumvirate the Misshapes and the
countless accompanying media stories about how the Misshapes represent some sort
of pinnacle of blah blah asymmetrical hair fashion, has issued a sort of fashion
fatwa against Cory after an incident during June's True Colours Tour wherein
Cory ate some of Debbie Harry's hummus. According to our source, upon learning
of this offense Leigh 'made a big production of tearing up Cory's backstage
pass, like 'you won't be needing this!''"
Are these two the Tommy and Kid of internet fame?