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Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » TRAILER MIX: National Treasure 2 Is The Voltron Of Terrible Screenplay Ideas

Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » TRAILER MIX: National Treasure 2 Is The Voltron Of Terrible Screenplay Ideas:

"The first unremarkable installment of this Poor Man’s Indiana Jones (which you
will find on sale for $4.99 at your local Blockbuster, in mass quantities and
previously half-viewed) has clearly left moviegoers’ desire for bad storytelling
insufficiently fulfilled, and thus it is Hollywood’s job to satisfy their hunger
for a yet even more implausible storyline involving secret treasures, secret old
documents, the secret truth about the Abraham Lincoln Assassination (finally),
Watergate, more SECRETS!, and of course, Area 51. And what raises this already
great idea to genius level is that Kevin’s hacky plot premises - reminiscent of
a hopelessly deluded writer’s first screenplay attempt - are such cliches that
the studio won’t even have to bother paying for a script."


Of all the bad movies in all the world, why did they choose to make another National Treasure movie. The first one was so bad that I could hardly sleep through it. I imagine I will watch this one, when it comes to DVD and I can get it from the local store for 1$. Which is probably more than it is worth. A book that contains all the presidents secrets, that idea is so crazy, like Lincoln secretly knew who killed him, and put that secret in a book. I could go on and on about how stupid the preview alone is, "I'm going to kidnap the president", yeah good luck asshole.

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