Vanity Fair’s Exercise in Mapping the Post-Kevin Federline Era / Jossip

Vanity Fair’s Exercise in Mapping the Post-Kevin Federline Era / Jossip:

"From Cisco’s low-hangers to Joel Madden’s spermination of Nicole Richie
(the official acknowledgment came too late for press time), Nancy Jo’s basic
argument is this: These “It” couples aren’t made of love, but business prowess.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz make for a paparazzi-laden opening of his Angels
& Kings clubs while also delivering cross-over appeal with their fanbases.
Thanks to his engagement to Nicole Richie, mostly average DJ AM can command
five-figure fees to spin from L.A. to the East End. Harry Morton’s Pink Taco
restaurant blew up only when Lindsay Lohan latched on to his arm. And so
on."

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