"Shannon Funk, the former assistant to Britney Spears, is apparently worthy of
paparazzi attention. Granted, she’s sort of hot in a slutty,
hey-she’s-not-Britney kind of way. But this chick is not a celebrity. Want
further proof? She’s hanging out with Jamie Kennedy. "
It is shockingly easy to be a celebrity these days. You work for Britney Spears, you join her for a swim in your underwear, you have lesbian sex with her - oh well that part might not be easy. Funk is a passing trend though, and I almost feel bad for her, she is what I would call an E list celebrity and their expiration dates come fast. When they expire though, there is a sense of where is my fame?