Sunday, July 8, 2007

Britney's New Boyfriend Has Loose Lips

A Socialite's Life: Britney's New Boyfriend Has Loose Lips

"John Sundahl, a 38-year-old real estate developer, has told the National
Enquirer that yes, he is engaged in a romantic relationship with Britney Spears.
Oh Lord. The two met, when Sundahl began counseling the pop star after her stay
in rehab at the 'Promises' treatment center and refers to his lady love as his
'rock.' Their relationship blossomed, he claims, during AA meetings, which he
hosted. He spoke fondly of their relationship, especially of the way she was by
his side after his bowel surgery."


Reasons this relationship will fail

1) AA suggest staying out of relationships for a year after getting sober.
2) He is 38, she should just date Tom Cruise
3) He talks to the media
4) He was her counselor
5) They met at AA
6) He calls Britney his "rock"
7) He mistook a nurse that helped him through surgery as being Britney (It would have been big news if Britney had gone to a hospital for any reason)
8) He thinks Britney is a good mom.

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