"It was fun while it lasted, but the monstrous creature that washed up in
Montauk, Long Island appears to have been nothing more than a prop from an
independent movie about carnies."
"MARATHON, Fla — Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving
around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store with her 3-year-old child
sitting on the roof of the car."
"Just in: Country crooner Jewel Kilcher tied the knot with her boyfriend in a
private Bahamas wedding Thursday night, says People mag."
"As if Britney Spears doesn’t have enough on her plate, she fears that her
younger son with Kevin Federline, Jayden James, could be autistic."
"LONDON (MarketWatch) -- The scandal over former Sen. John Edwards' alleged
fathering of a love child is rapidly being surpassed by a greater travesty --
not one single major media organization in the U.S is covering the story."
"Atheist finds image of nothing in his toast. Quick, put the toast on eBay!"
"“The whole time Bob and I were doing ‘Full House,’ he was also hosting
‘America’s Funniest Home Videos,’ ” he said. “His entire job consisted of saying
‘Take a look at this’ which is what he used to say to Mary Kate in her dressing
room.”"
"Former adult film star Jenna Jameson is reportedly pregnant with her
first child."
"'The Barb' thinks Sherri is a loose cannon and is even harder to work with than
Star Jones and Rosie O'Donnell."
"GENEVA (AP) — Israel will almost surely boycott the next U.N. racism
conference in Geneva, its ambassador said Wednesday, warning that the meeting is
likely to sink into the same anti-Semitism that prompted the U.S. and Israel to
walk out of the last one seven years ago."
"STANLEY, North Dakota (CNN) -- Herb Geving unleashes a broad smile in his
11,000-square-foot mansion. The former cattleman, farmer and owner of a North
Dakota garbage business is now retired, able to count the dollar signs brought
in by three oil wells."
"The world's largest trash dump doesn't sit on some barren field outside
an urban center. It resides thousands of miles from any land — in the Pacific
Ocean."
"Over at Gateway Pundit, Jim Hoft introduces us to Amy Proctor's report on the
amazingly large crowd of South Koreans that came out to welcome George W. Bush
to their country. It's a good thing that Amy clued us in here in America,
because our media sure ignored the story of this large turnout."
"CSI fans have been clutching their hearts in agony upon learning
that William Petersen would be leaving the role of brainy crimebuster Gil
Grissom. I don't watch CSI regularly, and even I know that he's the heart of the
show."
"Even Joe Scarborough just complimented Miz Paris on a 'more cogent energy
plan' than the two presidential candidates: 'We can do limited offshore drilling
with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit
making hybrid and electric cars. ... Energy crisis solved, I'll see you at the
debates, bitches!'"
"A Hollywood madame not named Heidi Fleiss accidentally hit “reply all” when
responding to a john, alerting her entire email list to her client roster."
"Do you want a big yard in a walkable community? Can't happen."
"These 100 blogs are dedicated to helping you do just that, so take a few
minutes to see if they can start you down the right track of living a simpler,
happier life."
"INDIANAPOLIS -- The woman seen on surveillance video leaving her 3-year-old son
in a Frankfort Wal-Mart was taken into custody in Indianapolis Monday night,
police said."
