Dante News Wire: Nov 14, 2007

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

LANCE'S DAUGHTER SHOWS, TELLS OLSEN (RADAR)

Most little girls take Barbie dolls to show-and-tell. But not Lance Armstrong's
daughter. Radar has learned that one of the part-eunuch biker's young daughters
(he has twins) had the honor of taking a more realistic (though slightly less
boobtastic) Barbie to her class for observation. Yes, daddy's lady love Ashley
Olsen was recently shown and told about at the young girl's Texas school.

That picture is soooo wrong, common this is just like when Debra Lefave.... oh nevermind.

Tommy and Kimmy

This is bad, bad like when Pamela married Rick Salomon bad. And that is just talking about Kim and Tommy Lee, it isn't talking about Rod's sad attempt at on the spot song writing.

Quotes

Joseph Conrad
from Quotes of the Day
"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."

Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Sexy and Scrappy

Who the hell is that?? wow!

What Exactly Is It That You’re Doing, Leelee Sobieski?

Someone find my heart on the floor over there, god she is so hot.

Emily Blunt in InStyle Magazine, December

I don't know or care who this is, she is hot. I hope that she isn't related to James Blunt.

Judith Regan Vs. Rupert Murdoch: Who Has The Bigger Cock? [Broadsuits]

Former HarperCollins imprint editor and assistant taunting "crazy bitch" Judith
Regan finally filed a $100 million defamation lawsuit against NewsCorp,
HarperCollins' parent company yesterday, almost a year after she was fired for
planning a certain O.J. Simpson confessional and also for alleged anti-Semitic
remarks.

Is she going to try and blame them for people thinking she is crazy, people think she is crazy because she wanted to sell a book written by a person widely believed to be a killer. A book about the crime, he "didn't" commit. That is why people think she is crazy.

One Big Blob Of Grease

Brandon Davis aka Fat Elvis aka Greasy Bear went to the Frederic Fekkai salon
this past weekend for a little hair trim. This bitch was so greasy and oily that
the shampoo person had to wear gloves while washing his hair. The hairstylist
also wore rubber gloves to deal with his oil mop.

He is gross....

Matt Damon named "The sexiest man alive"

Good choice....

Poor Robert Stewart. He was just minding ... [Cycle-sexualist]

Poor Robert Stewart. He was just minding his own business, fucking his
16-year-old bicycle in the privacy of his hostel room, when two cleaning women
walked in and called the cops. Stewart said that alcohol drove him to
bike-banging, and his lawyer called him a "sad little man" Aw. Robert was
sentenced to a "sexual breach of the peace" and is on probation for the next 3
years.

How do you sexually violate a bicycle? Should I feel bad for the bike, it doesn't have any emotion. This is strange, and not something that I recommend, but where is the crime? Is the bike a victim?

Kristen Bell’s New Boyfriend

After stopping by the studio in the morning, Kristen, 27, met up with her new
boyfriend and third wheel Ryan Hansen (her married costar from Veronica Mars) in
Los Angeles on Wednesday.

Wait, I thought she was dating Dax!

Reese and Jake's Very Romantic Getaway Up North

Monday afternoon, just a few blocks away from Sugar HQ, Reese Witherspoon
and Jake Gyllenhaal shared a very romantic lunch at The Slanted Door in San
Francisco. By romantic, I mean our own eyewitnesses said they were making out
the whole time. How crazy would that be to run across them while having a quiet
lunch enjoying views of the bay? The two were on their way back from a weekend
up north in wine country where they stayed at The Carneros Inn.

These two make such a cute couple, I have my doubts that it can last long term. Then again I have had my doubts about Brad and Angelina and they are doing great.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

I think this is the first picture I have ever seen of Samantha, where she actually looks good.

Half-Naked Heidi Montag Poses For Blender

We Are Shocked!

Rihanna's Confessions in 'YOU' Magazine | Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog

Rihanna's Confessions in 'YOU' Magazine Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog

Link Time!!! | POPSUGAR - Celebrity Gossip & News.

Link Time!!! POPSUGAR - Celebrity Gossip & News.

November 13th, 2007 - Happy Birthday Whoopi Goldberg! | Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog

November 13th, 2007 - Happy Birthday Whoopi Goldberg! Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog:

" Whoopi Goldberg (born November 13, 1955) is an American actress, comedian, radio presenter, host, and author."

Love is blind

VERY BLIND!!!!!!!!

Nancy Grace Is In The Hospital! | Dlisted

Nancy Grace Is In The Hospital! Dlisted:

"Nancy Grace has been hospitalized due to complications from her pregnancy.
48-year-old Nancy gave birth to twins last Sunday. TV Newser reports that a CNN
spokesperson said Nancy had trouble breathing while on her way to church on
Sunday. "

Best of wishes to you Nancy, we know you know how to fight.

Best Night Ever

Kelly Ripa 'Rocks the Outtie' on the Cover of 'Fitness' | Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog

Kelly Ripa 'Rocks the Outtie' on the Cover of 'Fitness' Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog

I’m Not Obsessed - Celebrity Gossip And Pictures » Hot New Couple Alert: Dax Shepard And Kristen Bell

I’m Not Obsessed - Celebrity Gossip And Pictures » Hot New Couple Alert: Dax Shepard And Kristen Bell:

"Dax Shepard has moved onto another cute blonde - Kristen Bell. The pair
were spotted at the grand opening of Planet Hollywood’s Koi in Vegas, at Tao’s
second anniversary party a day later and then again at a Maroon 5 concert at the
Palms."

I wish them the best of luck for their six week fling, ohhh wait. Thats not fair, they might be lucky and it might last two months.

Cory Kennedy: then you gotta bid it, good riddance

Cory Kennedy: then you gotta bid it, good riddance

What can I say, I am all about random cute girls becoming celebs.

Page Six Magazine: Oh, Mandie...

Page Six Magazine: Oh, Mandie...:

"Mandie said, 'My mom took me everywhere. I'd fall asleep backstage at
Galliano fashion shows back in the day. She'd take me with her to Studio 54--I
was sleeping in Steve Rubell and Ian Schrager's office. I was 2.' Observant
commenter Pinkplatinum notes that Galliano hasn't been around that long. In
fact, he's only 14 years older than Mandie! After graduating from design school
in 1984, he was a modest success in his native UK, and didn't really have an
international reputation until the early '90s in Paris, when Kate Moss and Naomi
Campbell walked in a show for him as a friendly favor, instead of for cash. That
would mean Mandie would have been falling asleep backstage at his shows in her
early teens, which, if true, is actually just plain rude."

Ohhhh Mandy, we hardly know you don't we. Is this really the person you are, a hot girl that is snippy and tells stories about things that probably didn't happen. Yeah, you are still hot.

Sam Donaldson’s Phone Number Causing More Drama Than 867-5309 / Jossip

Sam Donaldson’s Phone Number Causing More Drama Than 867-5309 / Jossip:

"Radar was hot on the trail of ABC News anchor Sam Donaldson (seen here with a
friend) whose phone number had shown up in the outgoing calls of D.C. madame
Deborah Jean Palfrey. So they “stupidly asked” BigHeadDC blogger and the
magazine’s semi-regular contributor Rob Capriccioso to investigate, based on his
supposed existing relationship with Palfrey. Except all Palfrey had to say to
Capriccioso was that she made a single call to Donaldson — to explain a phone
call mix up, not to offer her services."

Think he got tired of the sheep at his ranch?

Pillsbury Microwave Side Dishes with Kirsten Dunst

Chelsy Davy’s Post-Breakup Life | Chelsy Davy : Just Jared

Chelsy Davy’s Post-Breakup Life Chelsy Davy : Just Jared:

"Chelsy Davy takes her mind off of things and attends lectures at Leeds
University in West Yorkshire, England on Tuesday."

She is a cute girl, I am sure she will be ok. Breaking up is hard to do though.

Buzz Foto LLC - Paparazzi Is An Art Form!

Buzz Foto LLC - Paparazzi Is An Art Form!: "Coast To Coast Coverage"

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