Monday, August 18, 2008

Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

"NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—After decades of coddling young children, Johnson &
Johnson unveiled its new 'Nothing But Tears' shampoo this week, an aggressive
bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile
newborns for the real world."


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