Wait I thought their lives were a reality show...

Well actually mostly a show, and not so much reality as the rest of us understand it.

in reference to: Lindsay Lohan Photos & Pics | Lindsay Lohan To Star In Reality Show With Her Mom (view on Google Sidewiki)

I wouldn't hold out hope for the Lohans

I doubt any member of that family has normal in them.

clipped from gawker.com 3: Hang out with the youth. This can easily be accomplished by taking your daughter to clubs. Also, tell everyone you were a former Rockette (they will think you are limber and athletic). When your older daughter seems to really go off the deep end, start hanging out with your younger daughter, whom everyone had hopes might be the "normal one."

The Superficial - Dina Lohan: 'I'm a great mom!'

The Superficial - Dina Lohan: 'I'm a great mom!'

I'd like to know what her idea of a "bad mom" would be!

Three Generations of a Dina-sty

Dina Lohan and newest cash crop daughter Ali Lohan paid a visit to the IMPACT company rehearsal in New York City

Dina Lohan Says They Have to Do Reality Show

Dina Lohan Says They Have to Do Reality Show:

"The much scrutinized Dina Lohan told Page Six that the reason she has
decided to do a reality show is, “We have no choice. Tabloids and reality shows
are not going away. If they know who Ali is as a person, its better.”"

Sure, she wants the world to see her younger child grow up, get drunk, party just like her older one. Great idea, why didn't Lynne Spears think of this first?

Dina Lohan Tears Riley Giles’ Mom a New One - The Hollywood Gossip

Dina Lohan Tears Riley Giles’ Mom a New One - The Hollywood Gossip:

"After Lindsay Lohan’s ex, Riley Giles, talked about seeing Lindsay Lohan
naked and sold their lovemaking details and pics to the UK’s News of the World,
Lindsay’s mom, Dina Lohan, did what any concerned, protective mother would do.
She got on the phone and chewed out Riley Giles’ mom."

Because Dina Lohan is mother of the year, right?

Quiet, Dina!

Quiet, Dina!

"Lindsay has been given a new start and will put this behind her," the mom-ager
says. Uh, okay, thanks for the info? Dina also declares: "She [Lindsay] is
focused on educating others of the dangers of drinking and driving." How would
you know, Dina? Have you even been in L.A. to see your daughter? Even her b/f
Riley's been more supportive than you!

We all see the changes that Lindsay is making in her life, what we don't see is that you not being a media whore anymore - as well as other personal problems you could address.

Jodie Foster Dina Lohan Diss | Pop Crunch

Jodie Foster Dina Lohan Diss Pop Crunch:

"In the October 2007 issue of Gotham Magazine, Jodie asked: “Can I just
ask, where is her mother? I mean, really, where is her mother?” “When I was
their age, there were no big 18-year-old stars… Now, we want the 17-year-olds so
we can bleed them for all they’re worth and squeeze as much money as we possibly
can out of them - and then their career will be over in something like three
years.”"

She is just saying what everyone else is thinking. What is wrong with her mother, she should get help for herself before she can think about helping Lindsay.

celebrity nation: More Lohan family ugliness

celebrity nation: More Lohan family ugliness:

"Dina Lohan's new boyfriend has fired back at Michael Lohan for calling him
a boozer unfit to be around his kids. Jim McMillan, in an email sent to Page
Six, calls the troubled father of Lindsay Lohan a violent, drug-abusing criminal
who never deserved his 'classy, intelligent' ex-wife. Last month, Michael had
his lawyer write to Dina, complaining she had shacked up in the family's Long
Island home with McMillan. He charged McMillan gets drunk around his youngest
kids - Michael, 19, Ali 13, and Dakota, 10 - and makes inappropriate comments.
'He is no example. Nor is he a substitute father,' Michael said. In a scathing
response, McMillan rages: 'First and foremost, I am a gentleman. I have never
been inebriated in front of [the children] or said anything about a man I know
nothing about. I did decide to learn about Michael Lohan and did a quick
background check. The following is public record, fact and irrefutable: on
10/13/84, you struck, choked and kicked Susan L. Hubbard of Ohio, causing
fractured facial bones. In [New York], there are 10 arrest records found for
securities fraud, DWI, assault, grand larceny... Dina has never been arrested or
charged with anything"

You clearly know what kind of person Michael is, but I do think you are off a little bit on that description on Dina. She is just as much a drunk as Lindsay was, they partied together remember. Which brings up the question, how does one party with their underage daughter? She is not classy, and from I have see of her on TV, she is not all that bright. As for you, we shall see in time what kind of secrets that you hide.

Dina Lohan is Paranoid

Dina Lohan is Paranoid

”It’s really sad. Something bad is going to happen, I’m afraid.”

What something sad like you continue to not get help for your problem. Something sad like your 13-year-old daughter is dating a 16-year-old. Something sad like what Dina, like you would run out of shocking things to say to get attention.

SIZZLER: Dina To Haters — “My Children and I Are in a Wonderful Place”

SIZZLER: Dina To Haters — “My Children and I Are in a Wonderful Place”

"My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives," Dina told
24Sizzler.com Thursday evening, "and people just want to make things up and see
us fail!"

When Dina says that she is in a wonderful place, what she means is that she is in the spotlight of the media again.

Lindsay Lohan’s Parents: Dunzo |

Lindsay Lohan’s Parents: Dunzo :

"While Lindsay Lohan enjoyed some outdoor activities at her Utah rehab facility,
her parents finally reached a divorce settlement. According to Us Weekly,
Michael and Dina Lohan’s divorce will be final in 60 days, with child custody to
be determined September 6."

Sounds like a fresh start for everyone. Lindsay is looking as beautiful as ever, she really has one of those faces that it is hard to stay angry with. If she gets her problems in line, she can make a come back, she still has it - I think she always will.

Two Crazy Lohans Nearly Done Fighting

A Socialite's Life: Two Crazy Lohans Nearly Done Fighting

"The end of the union from which sprung the red-headed hot mess that we
now know as Lindsay Lohan appears about to be officially at an end. Dina and
Michael are currently in a courthouse in New York, to hammer out the final
details of their divorce settlement. According to TMZ, Michael has been granted
rights to see his two youngest children, Dakota and Aliana, as long as there is
supervision in the form of a Teen Challenge pastor and two lawyers present.
Also, Judge Ross has left the task of the actual divorce settlement in the hands
of the couple's respective lawyers, with a deadline of next Friday to come to a
decision of their own. No word yet on who has been legally ruled to blame for
Lindsay's f-d up childhood."

While this is good news for Lindsay and her family, it hardly means that the fighting is over. When you have a dysfunctional family like the Lohan's the first settlement in court is rarely the last. Lets hope that they can set aside their own concerns long enough to help Lindsay out.

Michael Lohan Displeased With Dina Lohan's Choice Of Male Companion

A Socialite's Life: Michael Lohan Displeased With Dina Lohan's Choice Of Male Companion

"Michael Lohan's lawyer has fired off a letter to his ex-wife, Dina, complaining
she's shacked up with a boozing boyfriend, Jim McMillan, in the family's Long
Island home along with Lindsay Lohan's three younger siblings. The lawyer, John
DiMascio, wrote: 'During my client's telephone calls with the children, he has
overheard Mr. McMillan in the background making inappropriate comments. On a
more disturbing note, it appears that Mr. McMillan was inebriated . . .' Michael
Lohan told The Post's Kieran Crowley: 'Jim McMillan should not be in the
presence of my children - especially when I'm being kept from them. He is no
example, nor is he a substitute father.' "

Listen people Michael wants to be the only man who is a bad influence on his kids, honestly though, if he can't get drunk and rant at his kids why should some other guy be able to.

On a serious note though, with the troubles that Lindsay is going through right now, Dina should be more careful about who she brings into her home. Right now what the whole family needs is some stability, and you cannot have that when there are drinking and drugs involved. It is in the best interest of the kids and even Dina herself that relationships take second place. Of course it wasn't in the interest of either Dina or Lindsay when just a couple months ago, Dina was more interested in being Lindsay's drinking buddy than her mom. I think that Dina is a lush and won't be able to help herself or her family until she comes to terms with her own problems.

Gabby Babble: Trump Backpeddles

Gabby Babble: Trump Backpeddles:

"'Dina's a terrific woman as far as I'm concerned... I hope everything works out for Lindsay because Lindsay's got a lot going for her in the positive sense.'"

I think Trump would say anything to get his name in the press, I bet he thinks it will help his show to do better.

A Socialite's Life

A Socialite's Life:

"Once again a Lohan is being sued, but this time, it's Dina who's getting
slapped with a suit. Las Vegas entrepreneur, Antonio Almeido, alleges that he
lent Dina $400,000 about four years ago and is saying that she has yet to pay
him back."

I think that this family must keep a whole firm in business just with their legal problems.

White Oprah Really Wants A Trump Fued | Dlisted

White Oprah Really Wants A Trump Fued Dlisted:

"'I've always had a great admiration for your business sense and I've read
all your books and learned from them. Your own brother died of alcoholism and
you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement
without backing it with fact? I am a single mother of four children doing what I
can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you
will find the truth! Shame on you... so many families suffer from this, yours
included. We need solutions not opinions!'"

This womyn is nuts. Everyone knows that Trump is a bag of hot air that talks too much and understands too little. I am not going to defend the statement that he made, though it is mostly true. The first thing that Dina and Lindsay's family need to do if they want to help her is stop with this blanket of excuses. It is always someone else's fault isn't it Dina, it is your ex husband's fault, it is the media's fault, it is Trump's fault. This family needs to sit down and understand how this circle of placing blame outside creates the problems they are blaming others for.

There are lots of people in Hollywood under the pressure of the cameras and they do not become cocaine addicted drunk driving loons. There are lots of families in Hollywood that have problems, and they manage to deal with them. Dina you are not facing the real problems in yourself and your family, in my opinion. Stop with the constant releases to the media, it only makes you look worse, you all need some time away, take it. Honestly I think we all need some time away from you and Lindsay too.

Michael Lohan Continues To Act The Fool

A Socialite's Life: Michael Lohan Continues To Act The Fool

"The Lohan family circus gave its latest performance in Long Island Family
Court yesterday, when Michael Lohan dropped his demand that estranged wife Dina
be tested for drugs before she can have contact with Lindsay's kid sister and
brother, Ally and Dakota. Michael told The Post one of the deciding factors came
when Ally, 13, told him, 'Daddy, I love you. I'll love you more if you'll drop
that motion.' Later, when Michael followed Dina out of the courtroom and tried
to ask her how she was, he was met by an icy silence."

This family is sadly messed up. First of all I think that Dina should be tested for drugs, maybe those pants that Lindsay had on was her mothers pants. Secondly, it is pathetic that Ali would tell her daddy that she would love him more if he did this, and even more pathetic that he caved into it. The whole drama from the father to her sister and Dina just gets sadder and sadder the more we learn.

Britney's Mom - The New Dina-Lo? - TMZ.com

Britney's Mom - The New Dina-Lo? - TMZ.com:

"With her daughter in full meltdown mode, where was Britney Spears' mom on Saturday night? Why, throwin' it down in the VIP at PURE nightclub at Caesars in Las Vegas -- the same place Brit had to be carried out of on New Year's. Yee-haw!"

I really think that there is one too many mothers in this world who act like Dina Lohan, and that is Dina Lohan. I wonder when she is going to go to rehab for her problem. Dina dear, just because you are keeping your shit together better than Lindsay doesn't mean you don't have a problem.

Lohan's mom and gran hit court | INF Daily

Lohan's mom and gran hit court INF Daily:

"Dina Lohan, along with her mother, showed up at court in Long Island, NY,
today for the latest hearing in Lindsay Lohan's parents' bitter custody battle
over dad Michael having access to Lindsay's younger siblings."

Click on the link to see the video of Dina getting to the court with her mother for the trial. It seems that without Lindsay to go after for photos, they are going after her mother instead.

On a side note, what happened to putting this all to rest so that they could help Lindsay?