Jessica Alba Cosmopolitan UK March 2010: “My Husband Never Hooked Up With Lindsay!”

Jessica Alba Cosmopolitan UK March 2010: “My Husband Never Hooked Up With Lindsay!”:

Buzz Foto LLC - Paparazzi Is An Art Form!

Buzz Foto LLC - Paparazzi Is An Art Form!: "Down with Diapers"

Jessica Alba Honor Marie Warren Picture OK! Magazine July 2008

Jessica Alba Honor Marie Warren Picture OK! Magazine July 2008

Jessica Alba Overcompensates in Her Interview with 'Latina' Magazine

Jessica Alba Overcompensates in Her Interview with 'Latina' Magazine

7Confessions: Jessica Alba’s Pregnancy Messed Up her Brains…

7Confessions: Jessica Alba’s Pregnancy Messed Up her Brains…

Jessica Alba Tagged - 5 FACTS! Heidi Montag HIGHER! FU ET!

Jessica Alba Elle Magazine February 2008; Jessica Alba “Elle” February 2008

Jessica Alba Elle Magazine February 2008; Jessica Alba “Elle” February 2008

7Confessions: Jessica Alba is REALLY Pregnant + InStyle Interview Scans

7Confessions: Jessica Alba is REALLY Pregnant + InStyle Interview Scans:

"Jessica Alba’s rep just confirmed to People Magazine that she is really
pregnant: 'I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late
spring, early summer.”"

What, Jessica is pregnant now. Is pregnant like the new thin?

Jessica Alba on Late Show w/ David Letterman 9/6/2007

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Gabby Babble: Jessica Alba's Singing Now?

Gabby Babble: Jessica Alba's Singing Now?:

"Jessica Alba was spotted on her way to a recording studio in Toronto
yesterday. I wonder if what the heck she was doing going there. Maybe she was
inspired by her time with Hyori Lee."

If her voice is as hot as her body is, then watch out music world there is a new star in town. Good luck Jessica.

Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » Cambridge Mathematicians Stare At Pictures of Jessica Alba’s Ass, Conclude She Is Sexy

Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » Cambridge Mathematicians Stare At Pictures of Jessica Alba’s Ass, Conclude She Is Sexy:

"According to a story on Telegraph.co.uk, a team of Cambridge-based
mathematicians conducted a study to determine which famous hottie had the
sexiest womanly sway, mathematically speaking, and concluded that asstress
Jessica Alba (like my TMZ impression?) sashays away with the title:"

You thought that mathematicians were nerds that just cared about numbers. It appears that when they see sexy womyn they think about the ratio of hips and waist as well. Now if that isn't sexy, then what is.

A Socialite's Life

A Socialite's Life: Jessica Alba Holds Grudges

"'I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my
mind for the last 19 years: Ross,' Jessica Alba, 26, told a rapt audience as she
accepted the female hottie award. 'Ross didn't love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had
a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb.' She
added, with a laugh: 'Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!' "

I wonder how long Jessica has been waiting to stick it to this poor guy. Who knows maybe he is happier with his mediocre life.

Jessica Isn't Ready To Cash Out Yet

Jessica Isn't Ready To Cash Out Yet

Despite those rumors that Jessica and Cash were done for good, they were looking
pretty cozy in the Pacific Palisades yesterday. In fact, they looked like a
picture perfect couple as they enjoyed their long walk on the beach with their
arms around each other.

I don't know much about this young couple so I don't have that much to add to this story, they have been together for a while, and that in itself makes me want to root for people sometimes.

Jessica Alba Cosmpolitan Magazine September 2007 | Pop Crunch

Jessica Alba Cosmpolitan Magazine September 2007 Pop Crunch

Jessica Alba Wanted to Get Married, Boyfriend Didn't

A Socialite's Life: Jessica Alba Wanted to Get Married, Boyfriend Didn't

"The New York Daily News is reporting that Jessica Alba broke it off with her
long-term boyfriend, Cash Warren because she was ready to get married and he
simply wasn't."

What a douche, a beautiful womyn wants to marry you and you run for the hills. That's bad news for you loser, but good news for the next guy.

Jessica Alba and Some Dude Broke Up

Jessica Alba and Some Dude Broke Up:

"Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to
pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out.
The breakup “happened…almost
out of nowhere,” the source says. “[Cash] thinks it’s for another guy but
doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.” (Alba’s rep declined
to comment.)"

Jessica is single, I should make sure I look better when I leave the house from now on, just in case I run into her and she wants to get some coffee. Oh wait I don't live in LA.

Jessica

Alba Beach Sexy