Red Eye Hates Belgium Far More Than You

Red Eye is funny

clipped from gawker.com What did Belgium do to title="Click here to read more posts tagged RED EYE" href="http://gawker.com/tag/red-eye/" rel=nofollow>Red Eye's Andrew Levy? We've never really given the country much thought, to be honest. But apparently someone at title="Click here to read more posts tagged FOX NEWS" href="http://gawker.com/tag/fox-news/" rel=nofollow>Fox News' second funniest late-night offering has been deeply offended by the nation and wants revenge. Did you know the Belgians murdered Paddington Bear and are so stupid they fish for cows? We're guessing that Greg Gutfeld (or one of his writers) was either stabbed or dumped in Belgium. Or he's still not over his Chimay hangover. (Thanks go to intern Shannon for the clip!)

Lindsay and Sam fighting?

I hope that this isn't true, Sam has been really good for Lindsay. Lindsay has stayed clean, and out of trouble since they have been together.

clipped from www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com "Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson "are fighting like cats and dogs," according to our source. "They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other. "Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, 'Is this worth it?'"..."Lindsay is high-maintenance and a lot to deal with," another insider divulged. "And Sam has always dealt with her. But it isn't easy." Lohan - who insists she is not a lesbian despite her relationship with Ronson - "will go straight back to guys" if she and Ronson do split, said one source. Rumors of her flirting with Chase Crawford and her ex-boyfriend Calum Best add fuel to the combustible situation."

Paris Hilton

Just because I haven't done much gossip news lately, and nothing is more gossipy than Paris.

clipped from http://www.buzzfoto.com/2008/11/paris-hilton/paris-hilton-is-free-and-family-oriented Well, it doesn’t take much to move on from ‘the love of your life.‘ So it seems for Paris Hilton as she exited Mr Chow restaurant after having dinner with her sis Nicky. A girls day out seemed just the ticket the day after announcing her split with Benji Madden whom Paris was crazy over for a lot longer than anyone thought. Hopefully, that pretty smile of hers is real and isn’t hiding too much pain. Breakups are no fun!

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Citigroup looking for partners

This reminds me of a fat person, who eats because they are depressed, but gets depressed because they eat. I don't think the way out of this mess is to make the companies our economy depend on bigger.

clipped from www.cnbc.com Senior officials at Citigroup told CNBC that they will have to make a strategic change in the firm's direction, including finding a possible merger partner or raising cash in the coming days to arrest a sharp slide in the firm's stock price.

Oil Below $50

I bet you never thought you would see oil at lower than $50 a barrel again did you. Don't party yet - or party but do it quick. Oil is bound to go back up once OPEC meets.

clipped from www.cnbc.com Oil prices tumbled to a three-and-a-half year low below $49 a barrel on Friday, nearing a $100 drop from its July record high, as more distress for the global economy threatened to eat further into demand for fuels.

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