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THE ONION

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses To Confessing Under Torture

Anna Nicole Smith Finally Reaches Target Weight

Misbehavior Linked To Day Care

CELEB NEWS WIRE

Jane Pratt and Drew Barrymore Totally Did It! With Each Other!
Lindsay to Dad: "I Liked You Better as a Convict"

GOSSIP OR TRUTH

Celebs keep the skulls alive!

$100 million ransom, that’s smart!

Britney in church gun saga

DEFAMER

Mia Farrow Kills Chances Of 'Indy 4' Cameo After Likening Spielberg To Nazi Filmmaker

Hollywood EvacuationWatch: Bomb Scare At E! Building? UPDATE: Seacrest Flees Scene!

The Bomb Threat E!Vacuation: First Cameraphone Photo From The Scene!

Short Ends: 'Us Weekly' Teaches Jolie A Lesson About Giving Exclusives To 'People'

The E!Vacuation: With The Threat Behind Us, It's Time For Healng

INTO GOSSIP

Brangelina's Kidnap Terror Revealed

POPSUGAR

The Jolie-Pitts Keep Everyone Talking

Paris & Josh: A Match Made in Celebrity Heaven?

WE SMIRCH

Former Jane Editor Claims Sex Romp With Drew (Noelle Hancock/Us Weekly)

Jen Wants a Manhattan Man (Noelle Hancock/Us Weekly)

GAWKER

Are Pothead Socialite Arden Wohl and Scarlett Johansson Doing The Same Dude?

Angelina Jolie Is A Hypocrite And A Bad Mom, Says 'US'

JOSSIP

'Hair-Brained' Sanjaya Wears A Dead Squirrel On His Head

THE SUPERFICIAL

Jennifer Love Hewitt gets harrassed by clown

I DON'T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY

Courtney Love is at the Beach

Lindsay Lohan Still Hates Her Dad

Tom Cruise is Not Wanted

ABC NEWS

McCain: Pulling Out of Iraq Would Spell 'Chaos'

Republicans Reach for Right to Reagan Mantle

Court Bans Defendants From Cafeteria

Bush Demands Clean War Funding Bill

'American Idol' Down to 9 Contestants

S.C. Teachers Accused of Sex With Boys

Iran: Britain Must Admit Navy Trespassed

Bush Renews Vow to Veto Iraq Timeline

GOOGLE

WHO Urges Circumcision to Reduce Spread of AIDS - New York Times

Middle East leaders meet, hope to revive peace process - Los Angeles Times

Intel Plans Faster Chips That Also Save Power - New York Times

Saudi King Finds Fault With Arab Leadership - Washington Post

Falling satellite misses jet by seconds - Times Online

As Forbes Endorses Giuliani, Giuliani Endorses a Flat Tax - New York Times

''American Idol'': Can Sanjaya be stopped? - Entertainment Weekly

FOX NEWS

Marines Rush to Get Tattoos Before Ban on Body Art Kicks In

Calif. Cops Search for Mom After 3 Newborn Babies Abandoned

Alabama Pastor's Wife Disappears After Attending Conference

Reports: Father, 2 Missing Kids Reportedly Seen in Montana

Bush Withdraws Ambassador Nominee Over Swift Boat Donation

Colo. Bus Driver Calls Cops When Toddlers Board Without Fare

Circuit City to Lay Off 3,500 Employees

Bulldozers Work to Clear Sewage From Streets of Gaza Town

Police Search for Md. Mom as They Await Kids' Autopsies

Burger King to Switch to Cage-Free Eggs and Pork

Montana Town Buried in Tumbleweeds

Wynonna Judd Seeks Divorce After Husband Arrested

Is America Ready for a Bald President?

Lung Cancer: Until Your Last Breath

6 Months Later Thailand Remains in Political Limbo

Five Dead After Sewage Floods Gaza Town

Georgia Police Hunt for Missing 911 Dispatcher

Dutch Court Rules Fisherman Can Write Off Smuggled Drugs

Geologist: Mount St. Helens Now an 'Open System' Volcano

Attorneys for Polygamist to Argue for Change of Venue

Report: 600,000 Illegals in U.S. Despite Ordered to Leave

Hicks' Dad Says Guilty Terror Plea Likely Part of Deal

Iran: Detained British Soldiers Being Treated Humanely

Bizarre Giant Hexagon Spotted Over Saturn's North Pole

Steve Forbes Offers Endorsement to Rudy Giuliani

Sister of Missing Maryland Mom: Husband Beat Her

Iranian Official Denies Report of Captured Female's Release

BBC

Green tea 'may keep HIV at bay'

USA TODAY

What will Bill's impact be?

MSNBC

Iran shows captured U.K. sailors

Many Iraq vets suffer from PTSD

Blog: Teens recruited for jihad

Space fireball just misses jetliner

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR

High-stakes face-off over ending Iraq war

A Syrian's risky choice to help young Iraqis heal

Come see the pyramids ... in Bosnia?

CNN

Mom-and-pops tap private equity boom

Why Iran matters to oil markets

'Croc Hunter' appears in daughter's TV show

Last female U.S. veteran of WWI dies

Sex scandal stirs racial tensions in Southern town

Citigroup to speed up China expansion

Fired exec slams Wal-Mart for smear campaign

Attorney firings were proper, ex-aide says

THE STREET

Multinationals Move on Nanotech

Kohl's Gets It Right

Citi Advising Barclays

Real Story: Bernanke's Bind

MARKET WATCH

Gold ends higher on Gulf tensions, rising crude oil

Microsoft rumored to be buying online ad network DoubleClick

Circuit City job cuts could hurt service: analysts

Oil could hit $100 or more if Iran tensions worsen

Huffington, NewAssignment.Net plan swarming campaign coverage

Intel to redesign chips
Top 10 jobs employers are struggling to fill: Manpower

Energy sector caps broader market losses

Judge blocks Tribune sale of paper to Gannett

Apple should pull the plug on the iPhone

FOOL.COM

Here's What the Billionaires Are Buying

Burger King's Less Subservient Chickens

How to Turn $1,000 Into $1 Million

SALON

Follow the e-mails

Fox's Ann Coulter 2.0