Andy Dick Arrested - July 16, 2008

Andy Dick Arrested - July 16, 2008:

"JULY 16--Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this morning by California cops on
drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside
County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl
and then pulled the teen's tank top and bra down."

What a dirt bag, on the other hand why was a 17 year old in a parking lot at 2 am?

People Still Hire Andy Dick | Dlisted

People Still Hire Andy Dick Dlisted:

"David Stroupe said Andy Dick's performance at his Funny Bone Comedy Club in
Columbus, Ohio was the worst experience ever. David said when 41-year-old Andy
performed there last weekend he made offensive remarks, groped people, took
women into the men's room and pissed on the floor and on people."

Why would anyone invite Andy someplace on purpose, let along pay him money to come and do is mockery of humor. You know what would be funny, a two man show with Andy and Jon Lovitz, it would be slapstick humor.

Cops: Andy Dicked Over His Neighbors - TMZ.com

Cops: Andy Dicked Over His Neighbors - TMZ.com:

"Los Angeles County Sheriffs made a visit to Andy Dick's house in West Hollywood
last night, this time for throwing beer bottles into his neighbor's yard. Law
enforcement sources tell TMZ that a call came in around 9:50 PM, complaining
that Dick was tossing bottles over his fence. The comedian was warned, and
officers left the residence. Later, around 12:30 AM, yet another call was
received by police about noise at Andy's place. Squad cars responded, and Dick
was again issued a warning."

I'll bet his neighbors wish they had Jon Lovitz on speed dial. Hey Jon, common over, your friend needs someone to punch him in the face again.

Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » Jon Lovitz vs. Andy Dick: Who Ya Got?

Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » Jon Lovitz vs. Andy Dick: Who Ya Got?:

"Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked
Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood
started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are
glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”
Last year, Lovitz related,
a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed
his guests’ peach liqueur drinks, and “looked at me and said, ‘I put the “Phil
Hartman hex” on you - you’re the next one to die.’ I said, ‘What did you say?’
and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don’t hit women.”
When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, “I
wanted him to say he was sorry for the ‘Phil Hartman hex,’ ” Lovitz told us… I
pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security
guard broke it up. I’m not proud of it . . . but he’s a disgusting human being.” "

From what I have seen it isn't a shock that someone kicked Andy's ass, it is a shock that someone hasn't done it much sooner. Really his last name is all that you need to know to know what kind of person he is.