"An offbeat South Carolina prison inmate has filed a handwritten lawsuit seeking
$63 quintillion from Michael Vick. That's $63,000,000,000,000,000,000. Or as
Jonathan Lee Riches put it in his handwritten lawsuit, '$63,000,000,000
billion.' The suit was filed in the U.S. District Court in Richmond on July 23.
Riches -- who has developed an Internet cult following for his propensity to
file strange lawsuits naming multiple diverse defendants -- claims that Vick
stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to 'use the proceeds to purchase
missiles from the Iran government.' In the complaint, Riches scrawls that
'Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes.'
If he wins the lawsuit, Riches says he wants the $63 quintillion delivered in
gold and silver to the front gate of the Williamsburg Federal Correctional
Facility in South Carolina, where he is housed as he serves a conviction for
wire fraud."
This is too funny, I bet that Vick is shaking in his boots. What is this guy going to do with all this silver and gold in jail anyways?
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